That busy old Christmas character, Santa Claus, or Father Christmas to some people, has been arrested in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for public drunkeness and exposing himself in a public place. The jolly red-suited fellow was not so chipper when police took him into custody.
The bearded one was trying to test his alcoholic limits when his human boundaries were breached earlier than he thought. He frolicked in the city streets for hours, and gave passers-by a sight of his appendage. When police finally found him, Santa was stuck up an oak tree, seeking another bottle of whisky. His Christmas was coming to an embarrassing end.
