Prince Andrew in new, one-armed bandit row
Prince Andrew has claimed that photos of him cuddling various women may have been doctored because, as far as he can remember, he lost an arm in the Falklands War. The Prince said that he leads a very busy life, and, therefore, cannot keep track o...
Read full story21-Year-Old Broadcasting Student Latest Victim of Cancellation Culture After Accidentally Nosediving Into Instagram Model’s Tits at Coachella
INDIO, CALIFORNIA -San Bernardino resident and Berkley student, Gus Bellshore, experienced a cataclysmic mishap on Day 1 of the hip music festival Coachella. What started out as a relaxing and refreshing trip to see some of his favorite bands with so...
Read full storyVulnerability Shown to Be Powerful Tool for Attractive People
According to the latest research, vulnerability can be a game-changing tool for attractive people to deepen intimacy, build trust, and create more authentic connections. "There's something about the quivering of a chiseled jaw, or the teardrop run...
Read full storyPrince Andrew To Do Second TV Interview
Prince Andrew, fresh from his BBC Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis that some have compared to a "car crash" and even "an articulated lorry crash", has decided to do another TV interview to "put the record straight". He will be grilled by Con…
Read full storyBereaved mother slams makers of women's sanitary products
The mother of a teenage girl who collapsed and died during her menstrual cycle last week, broke down in front of reporters earlier today before hitting out at the advertising campaigns used by the makers of women's sanitary products. Mrs Mary Dell...
Read full storyTheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew
In the last few minutes, it's been revealed that, due to the ongoing furore with regard to some rather potentially damaging underage sex allegations, the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has decided to drop all its current associations with the ar...
Read full storyChutney-on-the-Fritz Does Not Exist
Speculation is rife tonight that a location frequently mentioned on the pages of satirical news website TheSpoof.com does not actually exist, and is entirely a figment of somebody's imagination. Chutney on the Fritz, or, alternatively, Chutney-on-...
Read full storyMan Seen Wearing Bum Bag
There were flashbacks to the 1980s aplenty amongst shoppers in the East Yorkshire city of Hull this week, when an otherwise nondescript man was spotted in the city centre wearing a bum bag. The bum bag was at the zenith of its popularity in the la...
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