Area 51 Extra-Terrestrial Aliens Move To Beaver Crossing, Nebraska
BILLINGSGATE POST: Illipio Eganospastic, Space Team Leader of the first known extra-terrestrial aliens to visit Planet Earth in 1970, announced today that they will be moving to the township of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, because Area 51 has become t...
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London: Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn’s, latest initiative to promote awareness of anti-Semitism, and eliminate it from the party, has been condemned as “anti-Semitic”. The initiative, which drew praise from Jewish groups and Labour members, was conde...
Read full storyWorld in CRISIS!
The news media like to keep us in crises. There is a crisis for everyone, it seems. Here are a few of the crises in which you, right now, may well be involved (even if you didn't know it): Water crisis Fentanyl crisis Heroin crisis Suez crisis...
Read full storyTrump World Coming To Number 10 Downing Street, London
How? Great Britain's ambassador, to the United States, Sir Kim Darroch, sent secret diplomatic cables to his home office stating Donald Trump was inept, dysfunctional, and stupid. Ouch! At least he didn’t mention his hair, makeup or girth.
Read full storyDoctor Flummoxed by Patient Uninterested in Pain Pills or Antidepressants
Dr. Stephen Chase of Nashville, Tennessee, was utterly flummoxed when Isaac Graves, who came in about an issue he was having with his left knee, was uninterested in pain pills or antidepressants but merely wanted to find out what was going on with hi...
Read full storyDeclassified Documents Reveal Hitler's Lack of Facial Hair and Charlie Chaplin Fixation
Hitherto secret medical records of the late and much missed Adolf Hitler, aka der Führer, reveal that he was British comedian Charlie Chaplin's greatest fan, and had tried for many years to replicate the film star's moustache, but without success.
Read full storyBoris Johnson's Prime Ministerial Acceptance Speech Leaked to The Spoof
The Spoof has been given sight of the speech which prime minister-elect Boris Johnson is expected to make on the steps of 10 Downing Street after he has met the Queen on Tuesday. Harking back to the message which his heroine Margaret Thatcher gave to...
Read full storyMan Spent All Day Digging A Trench, Only To Have To Fill It In Again When His Wife Said It Was In The Wrong Place
A man who decided he would 'knuckle down' and do some 'hard graft' on Saturday, spent all day digging a trench in his back garden, only to have to fill it in again when his wife arrived home and told him it was in the wrong place. Moys Kenwood, 56...
Read full storyUS Threatens India Over Moonbase Project
The White House has warned India about its rumored plan to build a base on the Moon, and has said that, should the rumor prove true, the US would use all its firepower to annihilate the base, as it is on American territory. Ever since the first as...
Read full storyNorth Pole is Missing - in More Ways Than One
Warsaw, Poland. Spoof News Service. Etaoin Shrdlu, fresh from his disappointing effort to locate the Arctic Circle, has reportedly failed in a second venture, this time into the ice north of Canada. This trek was financed by the Polish government.
Read full storyCould American Politics Create Hyper-Alternate Quantum Vortex?
Geneva, Switzerland - CERN scientists at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) often study the most extreme states which can exist in the fabric of reality. Particle behavior within super-massive black holes ceases to fit the Proton-Electron model that all...
Read full storyBloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger
A man who was taken to hospital after his arse exploded has been told by medical staff that he is "lucky to be alive", but is now out of danger, and at home recovering. The man, Dave Cannon, suffered a severe attack of the phenomenon known as 'Rec...
Read full storyDeath Panel Will Save Lives Sez Bernie Sanders
BILLINGSGATE POST: Reacting to new claims by conservatives that Obama Care will not work unless grandma volunteers to pull the plug on herself prematurely, Bernie Sanders said that, "although this is true, it's inherently false that the government i...
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