BILLINGSGATE POST: Reacting to new claims by conservatives that Obama Care will not work unless grandma volunteers to pull the plug on herself prematurely, Bernie Sanders said that, "although this is true, it's inherently false that the government is doing this for grandma's well-being."
Rachel Maddow: “Then you will institute Death Panels if you are elected?”
Sanders: “If it weren’t for death, everyone would be alive. Life is but a transient runaway train, just waiting to crash, big league.”
"Make no mistake, life is cheap enough as it is. There is no need to make it more expensive by needlessly letting grandma suck off hard-earned tax money that could be better used to fund aviaries, so that fuzzy throated wrens wouldn't have to be sucked into windmills just because some selfish 90-year-old wombat on a ventilator wants to say goodbye to her kids before cashing her last social security check."
"Make no mistake, I am as compassionate as any other candidate running for President. Just because Pocahontas isn’t a Native American or Kamala Harris screwed Willie Brown, doesn't make their granny any different than your granny or mine. As far I am concerned, when their time is up, they’re toast."
Slim Everdingle: “I don’t see Bernie getting the Granny vote.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Talking bout runaway trains: Head for the roundhouse, Granny. They can’t corner you there.”
