Latest Corbyn Anti-Semitism initiative condemned as Anti-Semitic

Written by VWVonHagen

Monday, 22 July 2019

London: Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn’s, latest initiative to promote awareness of anti-Semitism, and eliminate it from the party, has been condemned as “anti-Semitic”. The initiative, which drew praise from Jewish groups and Labour members, was condemned in a series of letters to the Daily Mail yesterday:

“Corbyn is fooling nobody. I found a book on the Nazis, and there is a photo of Hitler’s inner circle in it. One of them looks like Corbyn” - T. Blair, Kazakhstan

“I have proof that Corbyn was a Soviet spy. I have to hide it underground, somewhere because it would be very dangerous if he knew where it is, before i get to reveal it to the press at a time of my choosing. I am an ordinary citizen” - P. Mandelson, London

“Dirty Communist. He’s not manly enough to lead the Labour Party. He should be trying to get into bed with Emily Maitliss, not telling her about policy. Incompetent” - A. Campbell

“Me and my friend are even more convinced now that Jeremy Corbyn’s bike is actually a disguised missile pointed at Jewish people” - H. Benn , Westminster

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