Covington Catholic High School's Nick Sandmann Has Just The Sort Of Face You'd Like To Plant Your Fist In, Says Man
A teenage boy who stood smirking in the face of a Native American elder whilst the latter sang the Indigenous People's Walking song at the Lincoln memorial, has the kind of face you'd like to plant your fist in, claims a man with violent tendencies.
Read full storyRussian Hackers Manipulating Dow Jones Averages
Washington, D.C. A court filing today by special counsel Robert Mueller, revealed that Russian hackers have, since 2015, regularly altered the Dow Jones Industrial averages for the benefit of Donald Trump. At a previously undisclosed Moscow meetin...
Read full storyRachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week
With more brilliant breaking news, Ms. Maddow has added to her suggestion Mr. Putin will shut down electric power in the US. Middle-North America is currently shivering in temperatures as low as minus 30 F, an excellent opportunity for Mr. Putin,...
Read full storyTrump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece To Be Indicted: A Gift From Vladimir Putin
BILLINGSGATE POST: BUZZNUTTS, the official source of leaks from Mueller’s Special Counsels Office, verified that the albino raccoon hairpiece that was given to Mr. Trump by Vladimir Putin shortly after he was elected will be indicted. The controver...
Read full storyUKIP claims that anyone who doesn't vote for them is a traitor
Miguel Garage, UKIP's spokesman of the day, has made the extraordinary claim that anyone still opposing the party's version of Brexit must be a traitor. "It's not rocket science," said the fat former stockbroker. "We had a vote, and the will of th...
Read full storySexy Woman Knelt Provocatively With Her Legs Wide Open
There were raised eyebrows and a few red faces in a major city center this morning, when a woman knelt provocatively in a shop window with her legs wide open, causing several men to become aroused. The woman was an employee of a well-known lingeri...
Read full storyUS export 'Big Freeze' Nr 1 hit with Brit tabloids!
Sick to death of Brexit, British tabloids have asked Theresa May to ask US president, Donald Trump, for some help to get Brits talking about something else and, Donald being Donald, he always has the right answers. In a secret conversation, taped...
Read full storyPresident Trump Wins Twitter 'Twit Of The Year' Award
US President Donald Trump has been crowned runaway winner of the inaugural Twitter 'Twit of the Year' competition in its new annual tournament of twits. The president has been a major contributor to the social media site since he first tweeted on...
Read full storyPence Brings Trump to Jesus
Following United States President Donald Trump’s party-chastening failure to secure funding for his long-promised border wall after a 35-day partial government shutdown, Vice President Mike Pence seized upon the president's rare moment of humility an...
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