US export 'Big Freeze' Nr 1 hit with Brit tabloids!

Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 31 January 2019

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Trump is sending the UK the US 'Big Freeze' to melt-down boring Brexit!

Sick to death of Brexit, British tabloids have asked Theresa May to ask US president, Donald Trump, for some help to get Brits talking about something else and, Donald being Donald, he always has the right answers.

In a secret conversation, taped by Jaggedone's CIA star climate change reporter, Teddy Tsunami-Tornado, we can now divulge to the world how British people are believing tabloid headlines once again:

Mrs. May asked Mr. Trump, "Donald, old bean, could you help us Brits out, like you did in 1940? The people are not interested in my Brexit crusade any more, and my tabloid friends are dying quicker than kamikaze pilots over Pearl Harbour!"

President Trump replied, "Of course honey bee, you can have our 'Big Freeze'. That'll get the tabloids buzzing again! And please, do not worry about Brexit. I have 50million, Monsanto frozen, chemical chickens in our warehouses, just waiting to stop the 'Big Hunger' in the UK after the damned Germans block your borders with traffic jams, filled with Polish trucks; after all, business is business!"

So, there you have it. Thanks to Jaggedone, Trump and the US come to the rescue once again, because the UK prefers to be frozen to death, instead of being melted down by nasty Germans and their EU subordinates....

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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