Godzilla Update! His Zilla-ness Unwinds After A Euro-Zone Gig and Recounts Recent Events
Goozahyurwatchee Swamp, South Carolina – The world’s most famous nuclear mutant-cryptid is back stateside after some months “on the run” here and there and sometime spent in the ever-greening Euro-Zone. We caught up with Godzilla at his campsit...
Read full storyNashville Man Encounters Trouble on Road Less Traveled
In the interest of not becoming unthinking, unfeeling, and inescapably conventional. thirty-four-year-old Nate Black of Nashville, Tennessee, opted to take a more scenic, out-of-the-way route to his workplace, thinking that the less-traveled road mig...
Read full storyTrains To Get Flushable Toilets
There was good news for train commuters earlier today, when it was announced that, later this year, several of the major rail operators would be introducing toilets that flush. Train companies are reacting to criticism from passengers, who say tha...
Read full storyTaiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box
Postal services in Taiwan were shocked as one of their postmen attempted to squeeze a cat through a letter box instead of pushing it through the cat flap. The innocent cat-loving postman managed to squeeze the cat through the postbox because the r...
Read full storyFrom My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen
A few weeks ago, I wrote a story about buying a book from a charity shop in Cottingham, near Hull, in which I later discovered a £20 note that had been used as a bookmark by the book's previous owner. The book was 'Damn, you, England' by the playwright, John Osborne, the writer of the classic 1956 play, 'Look Back In Anger'. The book, a first edition, contains a selection of his writings which...
Read full storyChinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies
A Chinese rover and lander have taken multiple images of each other and themselves on the Moon's surface, and despite Chinese mission control scientists' best efforts, they refuse to stop doing so. The Chinese space agency says the spacecraft ar...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Bristol Rovers Bridesmaid, Wayne "Roos" Drink Arrest, Jordan Nobbs Offer, Dyche and The Spoof
New Bristol Rovers manager Graham Coughlan says taking on the job is an "extremely proud moment" after "10 years as a bridesmaid" in other roles. The 44-year-old was appointed as the League One side's new boss on a two-and-a-half-year deal on Sunday,...
Read full storyNewton and Einstein "Were Wrong" Says Indian Science Congress
The findings of Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were rubbished by some "academics" at the 106th Indian Science Congress which ran from 3-7 January. Hindu mythology and religion-based theories have increasingly become part of its agenda. Scie...
Read full storyTown appalled flume ride uses dirty water
It was recently discovered by residents of Goodstun, Arizona that the local log ride, built in 1957, has, in fact, been using dirty water for years. The discovery was made when local scientists from the Goodstun YMCA tested the ph balance only fo...
Read full storyTrump abandons plan for border wall, opts instead for 'invisible fence'
In a major concession, President Donald Trump has dropped his request for six billion dollars to build a border wall, opting instead to pursue an invisible fence along the country’s southern border with Mexico. He outlined his proposal in an address...
Read full storyPresident Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government
US President Donald Trump has rebounded from the Democrats refusal to provide funding for the building of his Mexican border fence, by insisting that the UK government help to pay for it, hinting that, failure to do so might result in a shutdown at W...
Read full storyPart-time Male Library Assistant Kidnapped By Wealthy Voluptuous Woman
Platteville, Wisconsin. Todd Wilkinson, 27, was kidnapped by a wealthy-looking, voluptuous female last Tuesday around 3:20 pm. Todd, a part-time assistant at Karmen Library, had been sitting at the front desk helping community members check out...
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