Jared Kushner Snafues Fifth Avenue With NRA Pistol Range

Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 2 February 2019

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The scene outside Macy’s circa 2015

New York, NYC - (Rotters): FBI agents are studying reports that a 2015 Manhattan-wide temporal lobotomy** triggered a former bigwig prosecutor’s unsolved drive-by shooting according to statements plagiarised from a Russian fake news site.

This morning’s development follows Hells Kitchen-based Spoofski Amnesia Enterprises’ publication of Zaprudder-like footage of a mystery souped-up SUV shooter.

The one-man Putin-fellatin’ outfit is widely suspected of being behind widespread disruption in the spacetime continuum, something that’s resulted in an ‘unpresidented’ temporal reversion situation.

And other, alternative factoid stuff.

Commenting on the unsubstantiated garbage a White House janitor said he blamed Iwanka:

“Hell, she’s much the better shot.”

** Surely ‘anomaly?’ - Ed

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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