Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 2 February 2019

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It's going to be great - and long!

After many days of nerve-jangling pacing-up-and-down like expectant fathers, the players, coaches and staff of both of these football teams can finally 'get ready to rumble' on Sunday, as Super Bowl LIII arrives on the scene!

It's taken five months for the Game to develop, from the conception of the season in September, to its gestation all through the winter months, to Sunday, when the Greatest Show on Earth will finally see the light of day.

Fans are already on their way to the game, and it's likely to be one of the most exciting and closely-contested Super Bowls of the modern era, although, equally, just as likely not to be.

Whatever the case, get yourself a case of beer, some chips and snacks, a bucket to piss in, and a comfortable place on the couch, as the game, with its constant TV advertising breaks is sure to last an eternity.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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