Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 2 February 2019

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Boggins earlier

A woman who works at an old people's home in the Potteries, says she is sick of all the drama at work, and is on the point of leaving.

Carmen Boggins*, of Port Vale, says that everyone she works with is thick and, therefore:

"prone to stupid effin pointless little dramas that I always end up having to sort out."

She is also sick of her retard of a manager. She raged:

"I’m sick of my retard of a manager who can’t read or write, I’m sick of doing her emails for her, and all her friggin reports. I’m practically tying her frickin shoelaces in the mornings, she’s that fuckin stupid."

Boggins says she is now looking for supermarket work, or anything that doesn’t involve any actual work. Failing this, she says, she'll just retire and use foodbanks.

* not real name

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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