Nancy Pelosi proposes special day honoring Democrats for saving civilization from Trump
Questioned on whether her notion for a new TGFD day means Thank God For Democracy--not just Thank God For Democrats--Ms. Pelosi responded, “N-no. I mean Democrats.” She further explained the word democracy is not specific enough for the current he...
Read full storyWorld Leaders Become Gossip Girls At NATO Conference
Professional two-faced gossip girl, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada, was caught on mic with other NATO world leaders, mocking President Trump's impromptu press conference, but there were more tidbits caught on hidden microphones at the recept...
Read full storyCat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row
As the world slowly learns to come to terms with the countless new rules imposed upon it of genderbending, an even newer and potentially more controversial consequence has raised its ugly head - involving a cat and a dog! In what has been termed '...
Read full storyHouse Democrats Bring Panel of Four Ivy League Professors to Make an Important Decision
Increasingly indecisive House Democrats have decided that they do not have the ability to choose where to lunch without a panel of elite Ivy League intellectuals. According to staffers, four professors were brought forward and questioned intensely by...
Read full storyChutney on the Fritz's Tourist Information centre is busier than ever
Alice Blenkinsop, Chutney on the Fritz's Tourist Information centre manager, has revealed that the pretty riverside town is more popular than it has been for years. She told us 'Due to some interest from a character named as Monkey Woods on a sati...
Read full storyPower Converters still available at Tosche Station
Following the last-minute Black Friday and Cyber Monday rush, power converters are still available at Tosche Station. Ever since being spoken about in Space documentary Star Wars, Tosche Station has been making a roaring trade in Power Converters,...
Read full storyMan going home early, because another man said something
There was consternation today, as an older adult left a room, and a country earlier than expected because some other men said some things about him. Donald Trump, American President and bit-part actor, left the country in a huff because some peopl...
Read full storyNashville Man Feels He Has Real Potential
Despite some minor shortcomings pointed out by women he's dated, Charlie Murphy of Nashville, Tennessee, feels that he has real potential for being a great catch. "Once I fully quit smoking and start getting to the gym on a regular basis, I'll be...
Read full storyGreta on Prince Andrew's radar
HRH Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, currently eighth in line of succession to the throne, has expressed warm approval and admiration for the efforts of the Swedish schoolgirl and climate activist, Greta Thunberg. "Yes, a marvellous creature. High...
Read full storyBig Turd Spotted In Barmston Drain
Police and council officials were called to a city drain this morning, after a giant turd was spotted bobbing up and down, by a man walking his dog on the public footpath adjoining the waterway. The incident took place in Hull in East Yorkshire, w...
Read full storyVirgil out of Thunderbirds stole my innocence: Local woman's shock claim
A 63-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that she lost her virginity to Thunderbird 2 pilot, Virgil Tracy, weeks after starting a job as a cleaning lady at the International Rescue HQ, Tracy Island in 1967. Mary Terry, a wi...
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