Is Rudy Giuliani Going Hollywood?
It seems as though Rudy Giuliani is morphing into the Dustin Hoffman character from the film Wag The Dog. And while on the subject of movies, Donald Trump is tweeting himself into a petty, mean spirited, revengeful Forrest Gump. The Hoffman charac...Read full story
Why not try Big Game Hunting in 2020?
It has risen massively in popularity during 2019, especially among people with too much time and money on their hands who really, really love animals. Why not go to Africa and have a go at "The Big Five"? Geoff Arse is a professional tour guide in...Read full story
Six-Year-Old Prefers Santa Claus to Jesus
While not opposed to celebrating baby Jesus’s birthday, six-year-old Liam Fitzpatrick of St. Augustine, Florida, stated that, overall, he prefers Santa Claus to Jesus. “With Santa Claus, I get to make a whole list, and I usually get a lot of what...Read full story
Chain-Smoking, Drug-Using, Alcoholic Dies In Gruesome And Hideous Fashion After Briefly Taking In Fresh Air And Consuming A Few Vegetables
Madison, Wisconsin. Despite the fact that friends and family sincerely tried to warn him not to do anything stupid or extremely impulsive (such as make a drastic and sudden decision to change his toxic lifestyle or his ultimately self-destructive be...Read full story