There was consternation today, as an older adult left a room, and a country earlier than expected because some other men said some things about him.
Donald Trump, American President and bit-part actor, left the country in a huff because some people said things. Taking to Twitter, the world-famous misogynist said 'SO MANY VERY RUDE PEOPLE OUT THERE. SO, LACKING IN ANY FORM OF CLASS. I ONLY WANT GOOD PEOPLE, TALENTED PEOPLE TO BE TALKING ABOUT ME. EVERYTHING ELSE IS FAKE NEWS.'
After turning off his caps lock, he continued: 'When I have some power, all of these meanies will be out of the country. I am Mummy's special little soldier.'