Voters up and down the country were caught by surprise, after UKIP launched their political manifesto to six people at a local dogging site in Chelmsford. Current UKIP leader, Pat Mountain, was pleased with the reaction to the manifesto, as no one th...Read full story
Yorkshire Pudding Festival
In a boost to heroic Brexiteers worldwide, Yorkshire has announced that Leeds will be hosting the first ever Yorkshire Pudding festival on the first of February 2020! The festival will coincide with the 500th anniversary of the invention of the Yorks...Read full story
Desperate FDA Considers Changing Name to "Pizza and Drugs Administration"
Desperate to boost its credibility and popular appeal, the Food and Drug Administration is reportedly considering changing its name to the "Pizza and Drugs Administration". "The 'Pizza' wouldn't be referring to just pizza, of course," emphasized F...Read full story
What Happened to Venezuela?
Caracas, Venezuela. Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News - SIN. Last spring and summer, the likelihood of a successful revolution here in Venezuela was so great that even supporters of the Maduro government were preparing to leave the...Read full story
Italian man abandons rowboat after collision with duck
The maritime world was aghast, last night, as details emerged of an incident that took place on Hyde Park Boating Lake earlier in the afternoon, when a man, believed to be an Italian national, threw himself from a rowing boat and swam to safety follo...Read full story
Chutney-On-The-Fritz Fears Postal Strike
The residents of the pretty little hamlet of Chutney-on-the-Fritz are up in arms this morning after it was announced last night that a Royal Mail postal strike over the Christmas period will leave them virtually cut off from the outside world. The...Read full story
Manchester United Supporters Boo Team Off Pitch
In absolutely astonishing scenes never before witnessed at Old Trafford, Manchester United players were booed as they left the pitch at the end of their 2-2 draw with Aston Villa yesterday. United, looking for a win that might keep manager Ole Gun...Read full story