Following the last-minute Black Friday and Cyber Monday rush, power converters are still available at Tosche Station.
Ever since being spoken about in Space documentary Star Wars, Tosche Station has been making a roaring trade in Power Converters, Tinsel, pick-and-mix sweets, and the Now That's What I Call Music series of cassettes and CDs.
Manager Roy Vader told us 'We still have power converters left. People have always thought that Tosche Station only sells Power Converters, but that is only a fraction of the tat that we foist on people. I think that Luke Skywalker only wanted Power Converters on that day. On another day, he could have wanted some sweets, tinsel, or cheap compilation CDs.'
Any resemblance to Woolworths in the 1980s is purely coincidental.