Mr. Biden’s possible 2020 campaign for the presidency is currently preoccupied with several females claiming he touched them inappropriately.
Despite saying he should “keep his hands to himself,” Ms. Pelosi has explained these gestures by Mr. Biden are essentially “grandfatherly and affectionate.”
Mr. Biden’s behavior has no relationship whatever to President Trump's “grab ‘em by the p***y" notoriety.
Not all are convinced, however, as a growing list of the offended is creating a “me-too” movement as with Mr. Trump and Mr. Kavanaugh previously.
It all started with Ms. Lucy Flores, who said Mr. Biden came up behind her, seized her shoulders, and began kissing the back of her head.
Investigation here has not shown he extended this activity into “a little biting of her left ear,” as some have claimed on Twitter.
By now, other women have come forward. Additionally, Mr. Biden has tendencies toward nose rubbing and touching the back for slightly longer than normal.
Most explosive, however, is the emergence of Ms. Ophelia Adams, applying to Mr. Biden’s possible 2020 campaign as an aide “doing whatever,” she said.
Ms. Adams’ application included the photograph above, which brought Mr. Biden “rushing out of his office” to interview her.
She was then subject to Mr. Biden’s prolonged handshake, reminding her of Othello in high school, with its “paddling in the palm” reference.
Mr. Biden, supported by Ms. Pelosi, has said this “paddling reference” is due to an arthritic finger—not interest in carrying the liaison further into physical intimacy.
Ms. Adams added Mr. Biden had a tendency to mispronounce her first name as “I-feel-ya.”
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