Brits on Housing Benefits are now being offered holidays in the sun for peanuts! The Ministry of Interior, lead by its Minister of Interior (logical), have opened up an exterior travel office within the interior ministry offering their clients cheap holidays to any destination they prefer!
Punters only have to apply with one of the following reasons; "Hey mate I need a f'ing break in the sun after all the stress of Brexit, unemployment, boozing on the sofa, watching United, looking at May, BOJO and Mogg, paying over the top for ciggies not smuggled in from France, paying off my HP debts, and keeping those bastard bailiffs from smashing in the front door!" These reasons are enough to earn a break in the sun through ministry funding!
Interior minister, Sajid Javid, has much empathy with his impoverished punters, and after getting a deal (much better than the other one) from UK-German travel giants, TUI (is that not hypocritical?), his clients can now spend weeks and weeks on ministry funds, sloshing it up on the Canary Islands before the UK crashes out of the EU!
Caravans of housing benefit receivers have been spotted carrying their 10-kilo bags towards UK airports waving Brexit flags and, before entering Spanish territory, they will be given EU flags to demonstrate solidarity with cheap booze EU nations!