Moses angry over "divide"
Waterpower B.C. Moses whose last book "The Old Testament" sold more than 12 billion copies says he is suing the Trump administration for copyright infringement. "Who does he think he is anyway? I can't pick up a tablet without reading about some n...
Read full storyBrexit News "Just Too Silly" Says Monty Python Fan
Political analysts have said that any further Brexit news or communication from any of the leading political parties should be ignored, as the whole sorry subject has become "just too silly". Since the June 2016 referendum, which ended with a vote...
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London, UK - (ReUterus): A right royal bun fight at the Courts of Justice has seen judges throw out legal moves to foist ‘Queen Camilla’ on an unsuspecting British pubic. Sitting en banc at the three-day hearing the country’s most senior law lords...
Read full storyJoe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair
BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden muffed when attempting to identify his wife’s hair. In a staged test set up by the Democrat National Committee, Biden was asked to correctly identify the hair of a number of randomly selected Individuals that included h...
Read full storyMissouri Man Loses His Poetic License
Bart Wilkes of St. Louis, Missouri, suffered a major cramp in his verbal style when his poetic license was revoked due to overuse. "So unfair," said Bart. "For a published - well, self-published - poet who's won major awards - well, once won first...
Read full storyTrump Threatens to Repeal Newton's Three Laws of Thermodynamics if Not Given Funding for the Wall
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump made a new announcement via Twitter today. He stated that some scientists have told him that Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics are integral to science as it is practiced today. "I know the Laws of Thermometrics or som...
Read full storyAttorney General's Redaction Instructions Revealed.
AP reporter, Quigley Sand, recently obtained a leaked set of instructions from William Barr to his staff on how to specifically redact the Mueller Report. The following instructions in regards to the redaction of the Mueller Report are as foll...
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