Waterpower B.C. Moses whose last book "The Old Testament" sold more than 12 billion copies says he is suing the Trump administration for copyright infringement.
"Who does he think he is anyway? I can't pick up a tablet without reading about some new "parting." So Virginia and Caroline weren't enough...now he wants to do the whole country? Dividing the Red Sea was no easy task...I'd like to see him try it in the sand. Good luck, buddy. That stuff gets everywhere and I MEAN EVERYWHERE.
But, what can I say... Noah needed a place to park that damn boat of his. If I've told him once, I've told him twice, downsize! I think 40 days and 40 nights of rain went into his head, out his ears and onto the ground. Who knew such a thing would happen? It did a number on his hair, too, I can tell you that. Next time, get it laminated like Mr. Trump, I said. The man never listens, and he is so good at pairing things. I don't get it, I don't."
Mr. Moses went on to say he likes the way Mr. Trump always blames it on "the other guys".
"I tried that once...water? What water? Who knows about water? Did you ask Noah?"