Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump made a new announcement via Twitter today. He stated that some scientists have told him that Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics are integral to science as it is practiced today.
"I know the Laws of Thermometrics or something like that are important, but they are not as important as a safe border. That is why I, as your president, will repeal those laws until Congress sees fit to give the nation what they need -a big beautiful wall on the southern border!" spoke Trump.
"And if Congress still doesn't budge, the laws of gravity and motion are next."