London, UK - (ReUterus): A right royal bun fight at the Courts of Justice has seen judges throw out legal moves to foist ‘Queen Camilla’ on an unsuspecting British pubic.
Sitting en banc at the three-day hearing the country’s most senior law lords ejected Prince Charles’ QC from the courtroom building for a string of bollox legal arguments about the Diving Fright of Kings.
“Bigamy is still a major rap in this country,” Judge Julius Dread said as he reviewed mounting evidence about the gargoyle duchess’ matrimonial shenanigans.
Allegedly the lawfully-wed spouse of EU arsehole Jean-Claude Juncker, Camilla has also been outed as the legal spouse of the Yorkshire Ripper.
Her first marriage to ‘King of Poop’ Michael Jackson may also be in the frame.
Commenting on today’s impasse, a spokesperson for the British Bar Council said, “Enough of this tedious bollox, where’s my bloody snifter?”
A copy of M’Lords’ judgement is available elsewhere on this site.