Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast
Paris, France - (Sacre Bleu Mess): France is reeling from the sudden, tragic torching of one of its greatest national treasures after the Notre Dame de Paris cathedral was razed to the ground. The magnificent 800-year old edifice, which burst int...
Read full storyGay couple are finally married
Sissy News: Gay couple Hassan al-Kontar and Stanley McConnell applied for a marriage license from Blue Chicken County, Minnesota. The jealous clerk, Abigail Miles, realized the two individuals listed on the application were male, then refused to offi...
Read full storyPremier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'
The Premier League title race, between Liverpool and Manchester City, has become such an exciting and edge-of-the-seat-type affair, that supporters of both teams are at fever pitch, and quite literally, "touching cloth". Liverpool are two points a...
Read full storyNew York Woman Excels at Handling Crises She Herself Creates
Molly Hayes of Brooklyn, New York, prides herself on remaining calm, cool, and collected in the crises she herself creates. "Someone's got to be the voice of reason when things get toxic and overly emotional as a result of gossip I've spread or mi...
Read full storyWingless bird, not an Ibis, but near, goes on a Jihad!
Disturbing images of a wingless bird attacking non-believers in Outer Mongolia, have gone viral across the internet! The bird, originally from New Zealand, has infiltrated mainland Asia and is spreading its wings across the planet on a "Ornitholog...
Read full storyTiger Woods Says He Nearly Didn't Bother Turning Up
Top golfer Tiger Woods has revealed how it was very much a case of "nothing ventured, nothing gained" last week before the start of the 2019 Augusta Masters, and when all his inner instincts told him it wasn't worth it, he decided to 'give it a bash'...
Read full storyDonald Trump News Becoming More Obscure
After an initial deluge of stories, over the last three years, about the quirky-but-likeable President of the United States, Donald Trump, things seem to have settled down at last, and the media is now resorting to different tactics including inventi...
Read full storyBritain's Got Violent
An exciting new TV show is being lined-up for an autumn release in a similar format to 'Britain's Got Talent', but with British street violence as its theme. 'Britain's Got Violent' will demonstrate the way in which life on Britain's streets has b...
Read full storyJulian Assange Seen Hugging Tiger Woods After Victory At Masters
BILLINGSGATE POST: That bearded guy pushing Tiger Woods’ mother aside so he could be the first to hug Tiger after he holed his putt at Augusta seemed familiar. Wearing the same pajamas he was seen wearing as he was escorted from the Ecuadorian Emba...
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