Art Garfunkel breaks pelvic bridge over trouble passing water
Hairy singer Art Garfunkel, 73, is best known as the eye candy in one-man folk duo Simon and Garfunkel. This week he hit the headlines for different reasons - he broke part of his pelvis after falling off the toilet. "I was pushing really hard, th...
Read full storyKavanaugh Confirmation Delayed Until After Election As McCain Memorial Enters 21st Day
Washington - The Senate confirmation hearings for Bret Kavanaugh, the Trump administration's nominee to fill the vacant seat on the U.S. Supreme Court, has been tabled until after the mid-term elections in early November, as a majority of Senators wi...
Read full storyTrump Negotiators Accuse Mexico and Canada of Using Secret Languages in Talks
Today the Trump administration complained that Canadian and Mexican trade talk officials have been talking around U.S. officials and even joking about them using some kind of secret language. "No es cierto," replied one negotiator from Mexico, "It...
Read full storyWorld's largest snake discovered in Australia's Federal Capital
Following the coup d'etat in Australia last week, which saw elected Prime Minister Malcolm Bullshite thrown out of his job,the world's largest snake has been found in a swamp inside Parliament House. Identified as a MattCormann Python, the snake s...
Read full storyStudents Left 'Reeling' After They Learn That Teacher Will Be On Leave For A While
Students at a school in Bangkok were left 'reeling', when they were told their Science teacher would be taking some holiday leave, and would be going back to England for a while. The students learnt the news - one of the few things they have learn...
Read full storyMan's Swimming Trunks Came Off In Swimming Pool
There was controversy at a swimming pool in Leeds yesterday afternoon, when a man's swimming trunks became dislodged from their normal position, and ended up hanging from one of his ankles. One woman screamed, another scrunched her face up, but ma...
Read full storyDog Stole Man's Girlfriend
We've all heard it said that "a dog is a man's best friend", but Samson, the pet Siberian Husky that belonged to Nashville mechanic, Brett Malarkey, clearly wasn't aware of the fact - it went and stole his girlfriend! Brett, 23, and his fiancé, Jo...
Read full storyWoman completes life by getting a boyfriend.
Former freelance musician, Leona Warwick, 28, has finally decided to stop being half a person, and complete her life by getting a boyfriend. "After I left university, I travelled a lot, worked hard to pursue my dreams, and was earning a living doi...
Read full storyDonald Trump to outlaw telling the truth
Donald Trump has announced he is preparing legislation to make telling the truth a federal offence, punishable by 10 years in solitary confinement. Trump's Press Secretary Faken Ewssucks made the announcement from the White House this morning, "Th...
Read full storyDinosaur attacks Florida family, scratches back door
Palm Tree, Florida—In God-forsaken Palm Tree, an unincorporated town nestled in the Everglades, Jackie Tripper “went ballistic,” her husband Jack told The Spoof, when she saw "an honest-to-God dinosaur.” “Jackie had just dropped acid while watchin...
Read full storyIdiot Exceeds Expectations
A complete idiot has shocked everyone by exceeding expectations. “Honestly, I didn’t think he’d live this long. I figured he’d get hit by a car or walk off a cliff or something” said the idiot's oldest and only friend. No one expected much from...
Read full storySmart Phone Overwhelms Master's Degree Holder
Crawford County, Wisconsin. Wesley Johnston, 38, who graduated from College with a Master's Degree in Education in 2006, recently bought a Smart Phone and found himself completely and embarrassingly overwhelmed when trying to figure out how to use i...
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