Attempting to thwart gate-crashing French footy hooligans, our Chinese Chief Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, took French frogs legs and French snails off the menu and replaced them with lice (Cantonese version) plus US GMO soy beans!
Sadly, as our resident pirate, pissed, poet laureate, Sir Francis (Non-Canard) Charlton and his pissed, perched, deaf, dumb and blind parrot called, Erskine, was about to recite Jaggedone's infamous ode to Napoleon, 'Storming of the Bastille' a Thunderclap Newman storm crashed onto our roof, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZoJ01FpD8) causing a blackout and, Volga Olga, performing as a naked Marie Antoinette, had a heart attack!
We were forced to cancel the 'show to end all shows!' Resident barkeeper, Don Loren Hughes, gave Volga Olga the kiss of life with a mask and, she downed a bottle of Vodka! As for the French footy hooligans they were last seen paddling down the "Sane" (excuse moi for the poor spelling I do not write in French) with a burning effigy of Jose Mourinho claiming Paul Pogba is not a Mancunian tosser, but a World Cup winner who needs to dance without chains around his multi-million ankles!
Au Revoir et hasta la vista in the land of Sheikhs and Lawrence of Arabia (was he gay or not? Answers to Omar Sharif please)
Certainly was last night! Not in gay Paris, but a 'Thunderclapping' something in the air!