Exactly as one might expect from a brain damaged horse's arse, Donald Trump once again made an outrageous and childish move with the goal of drawing further attention to himself by calling a press conference and challenging the Queen to a winner take all, no holds bar, mixed martial arts death match, the prize of which would be the total and complete authoritarian rule of both the England and the United States.
"She is old and weak. What is she 90? She only weighs what? 90 pounds? I will crush her. I will destroy her. Believe me. Look at these arms. It won't even be a fair fight. I almost feel bad about it."