Man's fury as he sees movie advertised at cinema before his pirate release is out
A man attacked cinema staff at Y Borth near Aberystwith in Wales, accusing them of blatent copyright piracy. He was expecting a copy of the DVD from a shady character at the local market the following week but was outraged by seeing posters everywher...
Read full storyKansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill
In the end a lone Kansas housewife killed any chance of an extension of unemployment benefits for Americas long term unemployed. Dotty Mugg,42, of Waterboard Kansas, came to the House of Represenatives on Tuesday afternoon loaded not only with he...
Read full storyNFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII
New York - American football fans can expect to experience a kinder and gentler Super Bowl on February 2. The NFL Commissioner's Office has developed 10 "super" rules designed to make the world championship game "safer yet more exciting than ever.
Read full storyClint Eastwood Has Fun
The police union in Omaha, Nebraska, posted the clip on its website to highlight what it called the "cycle of violence and thuggery" the community faces. The video shows an African-American toddler who knocks down a chair and gives nearly as good...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Un Un Un Un
Back and to the Lefts favourite dictator (since Mugabe stopped being cool) is at it again! Kim Jong-un, democratically elected leader of the glorious nation of North Korea, decided to kill off a couple of his closest advisors. Despite widespread spec...
Read full storyHercules Winter Storm Beats Out Hercules Movies
Tropical Storm Hercules will battle it out with two Hercules movies for the top Hercules of the Year. It is expected to be a lightweight battle, with The Legend of Hercules, coming out in January 2014 and Hercules-The Thracian Wars, coming out i...
Read full storyCursed Cursive Defeats Detectives
Detectives in Louisville, Ky had to bring in a special deciphering expert to decode the notes found at the scene of a mysterious set of books. The books appeared to be linked to a previously unsolved crime. The expert, a diminutive blue-haired...
Read full storyDrought restrictions in U.K !! Water chiefs taught lessons by Gambian Water Authority
Recent water floods, hurricanes and deluges briefly put water into the country's reservoirs, but the drought warnings this morning mean hosepipe bans and shortage restrictions are back in force. At the headquarters of Wales Water in Y Borth, near Abe...
Read full storyThe 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...
Old Trafford, Manchester: Like the Politburo standing high above, the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again... Manchester United all in name, keep losing. It has been reported that the 'Phantom Raspberry Blowe...
Read full storyDennis Rodman and Former NBA Stars Feast On North Korean Political Prisoners
Disturbing, yet unconfirmed reports, emanating from North Korea are suggesting that several political opponents of leader Kim Jong Un were set upon by a pack of former NBA basketball players, led by Dennis Rodman, that hadn't eaten in days as Kim and...
Read full storyPolar Vortex Claims Life of Another Reporter
Authorities reported another cold-related death of a cable news network reporter who was killed trying to demonstrate a popular UToob video. After throwing 25 gallons of boiling water into the air, the reporter slipped and fell into a small sink...
Read full storyIan Huntley gets his knickers in a twist!
HMP Frankland prison officers stifled there giggles as they walked into a room to unexpectedly find that familiar figure Ian Huntley, dancing in his ex-partner Maxine Carr's dress. Huntley who is now a successful cleaner behind bars, was slut droppin...
Read full storyOgre Ogre Turning Right (with apologies to William Blake)
"I do support unemployment benefits for the 26 weeks that they're paid for. If you extend it beyond that, you do a disservice to these workers." Rand Paul GOP, now turning right In the dark and jobless night, What demonic hand or eye Could frame thy party symmetry? In what ways do you despise The want of food in workers' eyes? On whose backs do you aspire? For what gold ar...
Read full storyBuggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue
New York Mayor de Blasio, who has been trying to do away with horse-drawn carriages in and around Central Park, says that he's thinking of of doing it a different way. "I realize this is an unpopular decision and I have hundreds of letters from c...
Read full storyScientists admit global warming does not effect the US!
Global environmental scientists bewildered at the record, freezing temperatures hitting the US and Canada, have now admitted they pulled the wool (plenty of that needed there) over the global population whilst declaring the planet is heating up. I...
Read full storyBrad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Star In "The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston"
HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that former husband and wife Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will soon be starring in the TouchRock Pictures production of The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston. The movie will be directed and produced...
Read full storyMcDonnell Douglas Has Just Been Awarded The U.S. Government's Contract To Produce One-Man Stealth Helicopters
PITTSBURGH - President Obama is proud to make a very important announcement regarding the nation's military. The president speaking before a convention of retired gas meter readers in Pittsburgh stated that he had just signed a contract with the h...
Read full storyRolls Royce Is Moving To Mexico
DERBY, England - Rolls Royce has just informed the news media that they have decided to move their operations overseas to the Republic of Mexico. Covington Willard Fogstenmeister, III, a spokesperson for the auto manufacturer, explained that the r...
Read full storyJapan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea
TOKYO, Japan - The Saki News Agency is reporting that the government of Japan has decided to give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a bit of his own medicine. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe stated that his country will be launching what it calls...
Read full storyFord Unveils Its New 2015 Ford Thoroughbred
DETROIT - The Ford Motor Company has just announced that it will soon begin mass producing its brand new Ford Thoroughbred. A spokesman for the auto giant said that the Thoroughbred is a step above the Ford Mustang. Ford pointed out that the ne...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Admits He Fantasizes About Taylor Swift
TARZANA - Justin Bieber traveled to Tarzana to meet with Dr. Ottoman Buxton, a highly-respected therapist. Bieber confessed that Dr. Buxton had been recommended to him by Charlie Sheen who said that Dr. B had done wonders for him, his career, his...
Read full storyMcDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors
OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation wants to inform its customers that recent rumors which were tracked back to San Diego, California are positively false. Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that the fast food giant has...
Read full storyDonald Trump Blames The Polar Vortex On Al Gore
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump recently stated at one of his board of directors meetings in the Trump Tower that the Polar Vortex is nothing to sneeze at. He remarked that he is placing total blame for the dreaded PV on Al Gore. Trump stated that...
Read full storyPOLAR Vortex In, POLAR Bears Out
Polar bears are disgusted. Their lock on the word POLAR has been hijacked. As one of them told Spoof Science & Technology reporter Gail Farrelly, "Once upon a time, when the word POLAR was given in word association tests, 99 out of 100 respondents promptly answered: bear. No more. Now most respondents say Vortex when prompted by the word POLAR. Go figure." The dumb thing, the...
Read full storyMENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!
Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years. "It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking. Why is the well-known group going against A...
Read full storyWhat are you doing this year?
Attempting to try top ten tempting things 1. Pedal backwards on a bicycle, go on try it, but mind the river. 2. Washing all of the dust from the cupboards of old mother hubbard. 3. Play hide and seek on an extremely small boat. 4. Rock climbing a donkey. 5. Make a lists. 6. Watch the trailer of 1953 romantic drama movie 'the earrings of Madame de' 57 times and then attempt to fi...
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