Written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

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Dennis Rodman

Disturbing, yet unconfirmed reports, emanating from North Korea are suggesting that several political opponents of leader Kim Jong Un were set upon by a pack of former NBA basketball players, led by Dennis Rodman, that hadn't eaten in days as Kim and his family, flanked by 300 officials, watched; the report hasn't been verified.

The report states that the victims were "completely eaten up" in the "quan jue," or execution by Rodman and his friends - a break from the usual execution by firing squad - over the course of an hour.

As yet there has been no official word from Pyongyang, or Rodman, as to the truth of this report however the internet is awash with rumors that several political foes of Un's were stripped naked, thrown into a cage, and eaten alive by the ravenous athletes.

It is believed that the basketball players had been starved for 3 hours prior to the alleged execution.

The execution was then followed by desert, cognac and cigars.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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