Ford Unveils Its New 2015 Ford Thoroughbred

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

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President Obama shown right after taking a ride in a new 2015 Ford Thoroughbred.

DETROIT - The Ford Motor Company has just announced that it will soon begin mass producing its brand new Ford Thoroughbred.

A spokesman for the auto giant said that the Thoroughbred is a step above the Ford Mustang.

Ford pointed out that the new FT has been designed to get an amazing 57 miles per gallon on the highway and 53 MPG in city driving.

The secret lies in the fuel injection system which is expertly synchronized with the electronic gadgetry components.

Ford has stated that the Ford Thoroughbred will be available for purchase by the public the first week in March.

SIDENOTE: President Obama was given a ride in the new Ford Thoroughbred and he was so impressed with the extremely smooth ride and gas mileage that he is definitely going to buy one for his sweetheart the first lady.

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