Billy Mitchell's Career Found Dead
Billy Mitchell's career, best known from the BBC soap Eastenders, has been found dead at its home in Walford, aged 51. Police that arrived to the scene described it as 'deeply upsetting' and a 'great loss to the London-based soap'. Interestingly, a p...Read full story
Bravo Launches "Real Housewives Of Low Income Housing"
Bravo spokesman Andy Cohen announced today that the reality based, network heavy weight will be launching another housewives reality show in the fall of 2014. "The Real Housewives of Public Housing" will be based on the south side of Chicago in t...Read full story
Ford Relaunches Pinto for 2015!
Ford Motor executives announced today that the company will be relaunching it's most popular bomb on wheels for model year 2015! Like the popular retro Mustang that was introduced in 2006, the new Pinto will look much the same as it's 1970's coun...Read full story
Royal scroungers to separate as screaming baby Prince George Bush 'does William's head in'
London, UK - Using the highly dubious excuse of having to return to school to learn about farming and udder mucky stuff Prince William will be legging it from the matrimonial home this weekend for a bit of man time at agricultural college. Court...Read full story
New York Mayor Bloomberg Refuses to Send Fatty Foods to Kim Jong Un
New York, NY Chunky dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un declared war on Panera Bread Bakery and New York City today. The portly youngster was outraged when Panera Bread was unable to ship bakery items to him since it would have to go through New Yor...Read full story
Sermon From Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson
I want to thank every one of my family for showing up for services. Big crowd is always a sight for sore eyes. If you will all turn to the book of Hezakiah, I'll get me a drink of this clear water. OK. You can quit looking at each other. There ain't no such book in there but I don't think you been reading the Good Book much lately. Now you all know about the 12 disciples and one was that...Read full story
Vicar of Upper Dicker tired of innuendo changes village name to Bell End
"The village sign "Welcome to Upper Dicker" has been stolen over 50 times," said the local Vicar, Mike Hunt. "I think we've had enough!" Mike told our countryside correspondent. Now by a special act of Parliament its name has been changed to Bell...Read full story
Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!
You young marrieds listen up as I want to pass along a few things to help your marriage. Now, you may have been at it for a couple of months....don't blush Marsha....but things are starting to cool off a bit and you ain't pregnant either. This her...Read full story
Willie Nelson Concert For Farmers In Colorado: Renamed "We Are The Wired!"
Singer Willie Nelson is moving to Colorado for the annual Farm Aid this year calling it, "We Are The Wired". Same great headliners and he's invited survivors from the old Grateful Dead group and all Dead Heads can get in at a discount. "This has n...Read full story
All Royals need a personal helicopter George Osborne says
Each member of the Royal family including third cousins twice removed is to have a personal helicopter, announced the Chancellor in his Christmas day speech. Prince Andrew, who uses one to walk his dogs with, is to have two. The huge amount of cas...Read full story
UKIP party eat Prince Philip's swans
At the UKIP annual New Years Eve party in Buckinghamshire Palace, party members ate so many of the Duke of Edinburgh's swans that the Duchess of Cambridge had to go out into the gardens and shoot a hundred more. Swans are always on the menu at th...Read full story
213 Bands Beg Willie Nelson To Let Them Be His Opening Act On His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado
CHICAGO - Music Moments Magazine has just announced that bands are clamoring to be the opening act on Willie Nelson's 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado. Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine reports that so far a total of 213 bands have conta...Read full story
Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA
AUSTIN - Willie Nelson sat in his Austin mansion talking to Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine. Yazoo asked the 80-year-old Texas music legend about his upcoming 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado which is scheduled to begin on January 13. Wi...Read full story
Marijuana Can Now Be Legally Purchased In Colorado
DENVER - Denver Police Officer Burton Onionwood [Badge #90903] said that he has been a member of the DPD for 27 years and he has never seen a happier bunch of people as those he saw today waiting in line outside pot stores. Effective at 12:01 a.m.Read full story
Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are happier than Miley Cyrus at a nude convention as they have just signed Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's wife Miss Kay to appear on the next edition of the popular dance show. DWTS Producer Ber...Read full story