Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Star In "The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

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Angelina is not at all happy that Brad is filming a movie with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that former husband and wife Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will soon be starring in the TouchRock Pictures production of The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston.

The movie will be directed and produced by Charleen Belle Pinnzucker.

Macadamia Honeysuckle with The LaLaLand Daily spoke with the famed director-producer at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in West Hollywood.

Miss Honeysuckle asked Miss Pinnzucker how in the world she managed to get Pitt and Aniston to agree to appear in the motion picture.

Pinnzucker grinned from ear-to-ear as she replied that getting Brad and Jennifer to do the film was a piece of cake.

She then said that the real trick was getting Pitt's girlfriend Angelina Jolie to agree to let Brad work with Jennifer.

As Honeysuckle noted it was Jolie who stole Brad away from his wife Jennifer when Angelina and Brad were filming the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Pinnzucker put her knife and fork down and told Honeysuckle that truth be told, it was Brad who basically told Angelina that he was going to make the film with his ex-wife and if she didn't like it then she could do one of two things; leave or leave.

WRITER'S NOTE: For the longest time, Angelina Jolie wore the pants in her relationship with Brad Pitt. It is good to see that Brad has finally grown a pair and has taken the pants away from Jolie. -MACADAMIA HONEYSUCKLE, The LaLaLand Daily.

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