Polar Vortex Claims Life of Another Reporter

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Wednesday, 8 January 2014

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Authorities reported another cold-related death of a cable news network reporter who was killed trying to demonstrate a popular UToob video.

After throwing 25 gallons of boiling water into the air, the reporter slipped and fell into a small sink hole. The boiling water then rained down upon the fallen reporter, boiled him alive and then turned to ice. At least five reporters died after collapsing while demonstrating how cold it is, while several other "reporters" were identified as homeless people.

In Illinois on Monday, three reporters were killed when one reporter's car struck a another reporter, who then struck another reporter, and a 20-year-old reporter was killed in a separate crash after her car slid on ice and into the path of a cable news truck.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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