Justin Bieber Admits He Fantasizes About Taylor Swift

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

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Justin has said that he feels ashamed for acting like he was a black hip hop rapper.

TARZANA - Justin Bieber traveled to Tarzana to meet with Dr. Ottoman Buxton, a highly-respected therapist.

Bieber confessed that Dr. Buxton had been recommended to him by Charlie Sheen who said that Dr. B had done wonders for him, his career, his eating habits, and his urge to act like a friggin jerk 24/7.

Justin who has retired from the music business promised his mom that he would seek help about his hip hop affliction which causes him to talk, walk, and act like a hip hop rapper.

Dr. Buxton has treated many Tinsel Town dwellers including Lindsay Lohan, Kathy Griffin, Mel Gibson, Andy Dick, and Metta World Peace.

Justin told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that ever since Selena (Gomez) dumped him he has been having fantasies about being with Taylor Swift.

Bieber says that he even daydreams about Taylor and he hopes that the two can get together one day to talk about getting together one day.

SIDENOTE: When Taylor heard about Justin Bieber wanting to get together with her she made a face and replied, "Yuuuuuck!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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