NCIS special agents credited in 'US Navy Secrets For Lady Gaga Tickets' sting
Washington - A highly hush-hush operation masterminded by Special Agent Jethro Gibbs' undercover team has resulted in serious charges being brought in the 'US Navy Secrets For Lady Gaga Tickets' case. In the dock is a Malaysian businessman who scr...
Read full storyLibrary 'too quiet'
An elderly book-lover has complained bitterly that her local library was too quiet. "There was a deathly silence about the place," moaned 75-year-old Lily Brearian, who has been using the library in Gateshead for over 50 years. "And recently I've...
Read full storyExclusive Leak Sensation Horror!
Our exclusive leak comes to us from GCHQ, a source we have had on tap for some time. After taking appropriate advice we can reveal the amazing leak horror sensation! The leak took place in broad daylight in the gardens of No 10 when the Prime M...
Read full storyThe New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Although they are known as the New York Jets, they actually play in New Jersey. And as Winthrop F. Fickenschultz, noted mathematical genius once said, "Go figure." The Jets are certainly flying high as last week they...
Read full storyThe Kansas City Chiefs Win Another One And Are Now 9-0
ORCHARD PARK, New York - The Kansas City Chiefs continue to amaze the football world as they came from behind to defeat the Buffalo Bills 23-13 at Ralph Wilson Stadium. And no one was happier than President Barack Obama who said that he won $4,000...
Read full storyThe Miami Dolphins Suspend Starting Guard Richie Incognito
MIAMI - A spokesperson for the Miami Dolphins has confirmed reports that Richie Incognito, a starting safety has been suspended by the team due to a lunchroom incident. According to an eyewitness, who did not want his name or his jersey number rev...
Read full story"Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.
Brussells, Belgium. Members of a twelfth century religious sect, known as The Eternity Cult, have written a 19 page letter to the Belgian Prime Minister indicating that life on earth will end in approximately 142 days unless world leaders impress on...
Read full storyU.S. Government issued with ASBO and Internet Ban by South London Borough
The tiny London borough of Balham made international headlines today when it persuaded a south London magistrate to issue an Anti-Social Behaviour Order and Internet ban on the U.S. government and all of its agencies including the infamous N.S.A. Ne...
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