Man's Facial Deformity After Inventing New Prune
A man has suffered severe facial deformities after inventing a new type of prune. 'GM foods are becoming more and more popular, but this is one example we should not dismiss.' Benit Row of the food safety commission. 'I've never seen anything...
Read full storySick: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Taking Shots
Miley Cyrus needed a break so her dad, Billy Ray decided to go home to northern Kentucky and go on a three-day fishing and camping trip. Of course, they did allow me, a reporter for $tat$, to go with them and use the photographs for a Family Type article. After the first day, they didn't catch a thing and, although Billy took it in stride, Miley seemed upset. "Look at that guy, Pops. Hey,...
Read full storySheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!
Since there was no money any longer to keep the church cemetery mowed, a preacher in North Carolina borrowed some sheep from a local sheep farmer who had family buried in the church graveyard. "I thought we could just fence them off", stated Broth...
Read full storySplit Beaver Full Moon plus imminent solar flip to wreak havoc on LA porn industry astrologers warn
Los Angeles, California - Sunday's 25'25" degrees Taurus fool moon first earned its Split Beaver moniker during the 1998 Clinton impeachment trial when astrologers upgraded the November aspect from its plain Beaver Full Moon status on account of moon...
Read full storyEmbattled Toronto Mayor to go on one-way trip to Mars?
TORONTO-Members of the Toronto City Council and the premier of the province of Ontario have made scandal-ridden Toronto mayor Rob Ford an offer they hope he will not be able to refuse-a chance to go on a one-way trip to the planet Mars, sources close...
Read full storySanta Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year
Although it was kept secret for almost a whole year, Santa Claus and all his reindeer plus three, some say as many as six elves died last year in a terrible accident. It was only when several spy agencies began comparing notes that they finally be...
Read full storyDid Joseph Kennedy want his son killed for his own egomania?
BOSTON--A just-found treasure of diaries, tape recordings, scribblings and notes on napkins from the John F. Kennedy presidential library here has conspiracy theorists involved with the assassination of President John F. Kennedy almost half a century...
Read full storyWinter Weather Shock
Wait for it - Prepare yourself. It is going to be COLD this winter! Spoof's meter logical expert has been up on the roof of our vast headquarters - somewhere in the UK - and tells us that the logic of his meter is quite clear: It is going to be CO...
Read full storyTwitter Birdies Hate Working for a Public Company
Lots of folks are ecstatic that Twitter is now a publicly traded company. But not the Twitter birdies! Word is that they were much happier when the company was a private one, filled with relaxed-looking workers in jeans and T shirts. Now, for...
Read full storyRussian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un
MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin has requested to have a meeting with Kim Jong Un of North Korea. Vodkavich states that Putin is upset at the fact that Kim Jong Un continues to carry on ab...
Read full storyNdamukong Suh Says That The NFL Should Force Richie Incognito To Take Anger Management Classes
DETROIT - In one of the most amazing cases of the pot calling the kettle black, Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions has suggested that the National Football League make Richie Incognito of the Miami Dolphins sign up for anger managment classes. Suh...
Read full storyNASA To Trade In Land Rover Curiosity For A Brand New 2014 Model
HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has stated that his agency is proud of the fantastic job that the Martian land rover Curiosity has done. He remarked that it has performed far beyond any expectations of the space program experts. Ti...
Read full storyAdam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia
NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin has done it again and again and again. He has verbally attacked a member of the paparazzi using gay expletives and once again the actor has had to eat crow and issue an apology or as Vice-President Biden put it, "...
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