Kim Jong Un Has Invited Michelle Obama and Jill Biden To Visit North Korea
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just issued a press release regarding North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. According to White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax, the White House received an email from Pyongyang, North Korea which came from Kim Jo...
Read full storyPresident Obama Explains Why The Great LeBron James Will Not Win A 3rd MVP Award
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Some of the greatest NBA basketball players of all time have won the coveted NBA's Most Valuable Player Award twice in a row, but only one has ever won it three times in a row. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily expl...
Read full storyTop Ten Overheard Remarks at 96 & 92 Aged Couples Wedding
Following is the most often overheard remarks by those who attended 96 year old Herbie and 92 year old Beulah's wedding at nursing home Tuesday: 10. "Pregnant! I knew it!" 9. "I thought he died three years ago. Must have been Herbie Senior." 8. "They say she once dated a Neanderthal...Just kidding." 7. "Till death do ye part...I said..Herbie, you still with us?" 6. "No Ma'm. I s...
Read full storyRob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits
LA BREA - In quite an amazing turn of events the infamous Twilight Saga couple Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen engaged in a bit of tonsil hockey at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. A source said that the two looked like a couple of h...
Read full storyNASCAR's Danica Patrick Says She Finds Ryan Seacrest To Be Quite Sexy
TARZANA - Danica Patrick had just finished racing at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with The Turnstile Review. Ambrose Appomattox of TR asked her if there was a certain man in her life. The petite, sexy...
Read full storyU.S. Customs Agents Confiscate 900,000 Counterfeit Gummy Bears From Tijuana, Mexico
SAN DIEGO - One of the largest counterfeit item busts in the history of the San Diego Department of Customs sector has just taken place. U.S. Customs agents seized 900,000 counterfeit gummy bears that were produced in Tijuana, Mexico, and were bou...
Read full storyMadonna Says That Joan Rivers Needs To Retire
NEW YORK CITY - If there is one person who cannot stand not being in the limelight it's Madonna the former Material Girl and now Material Granny. Madonna recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that she really thinks that Joan "The Moan" River...
Read full storyAshton Kutcher and Demi Moore Finally Finalize Their Divorce
HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's May-December marriage lasted six years and their separation lasted two years. But finally the divorce that Kutcher had been asking for from his cougar wife Moore has been worked out. The 50-year-old D...
Read full storyVideo Game Hero Rescues Health Care Website
The same little kid who saved a grateful nation of gamers from the dreaded Video Game Killer has done it again. And this time there's no hiding from fame for now twelve-year-old Gregory Hanes. During a whirlwind tour of the nations top television...
Read full storyMassive U turn as San Francisco votes to reinstate the George W Bush Sewage Plant moniker
Santa Monica Lewinsky, Ca - Originally mooted in 2009 in recognition of Dubya's greatest achievements inside or outside orifice the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant will revert to its proposed commemorative name following a huge new response f...
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