Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Finally Finalize Their Divorce

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 1 November 2013

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Ashton said that after two years of separation he did not care how much the divorce from Demi Moore would cost him.

HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's May-December marriage lasted six years and their separation lasted two years.

But finally the divorce that Kutcher had been asking for from his cougar wife Moore has been worked out.

The 50-year-old Demi did not try to hide the fact that she was devastated that Ashton, 35, had decided to marry the 30-year-old Mila Kunis who is young enough to be her daughter.

The G.I. Joe actress was also very angry that she had been unceremoniously dumped like one of Kirstie Alley's empty Doritos bags.

She filed for divorce on grounds of Alley Catalano, which simply means that her husband decided to do the Hokey Pokey with as many young women as he could get.

An inside source says that the number was in the high double digits. But of course after all was said and done he settled on Mila Kunis, who had starred with him in That 70's Show.

Moore did not give up easily as she asked for spousal support, attorney fees, a Bentley, and a pearl necklace.

She also insisted that Ashton publicly admit that she (Demi) is still extremely sexy, tremendously sultry, and fabulously gorgeous.

Well that did not sit well with Kunis, but she gave in saying she was glad that the old cellulite cougar had finally given in.

In Other News. The planned invasion of India by Iceland has been cancelled due to the high cost of fuel.

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