Beyonce Advises Kim Kardashian To Dump Kanye West

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

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CUCAMONGA, California - Beyonce performed at a sold out concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena.

After the show she spoke backstage with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine.

Beyonce expressed to Miss Dupree how proud she was about her good friend Kim Kardashian giving birth to a baby girl.

The "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singer then turned serious and said that just before the concert she had texted Kim and told her that it would probably be in her best interest if she would end her relationship with Kanye (West).

Beyonce told Kim that the recent revelations about him having an affair with Leyla Ghobadi clearly show that he wants to be the black version of John "The Player" Mayer.

Kim replied that she is still in shock about hearing that Kanye went off to became intimate with a bottom-feeding bimbo who has the morals of a New Mexico jackrabbit.

SIDENOTE: Kim' mother Kris Jenner is extremely upset at Kanye and said that she is going to talk to her son-in-law Lamar Odom (Khloe's husband) about having him double dribble West the Pest's noggin.

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