Katy Perry Confesses A Very Intimate Detail About Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

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A photo of John Mayer's pet dog which he named "Stud" after himself. (Photo taken by Jessica Simpson).

LA BREA - Katy Perry has finally decided to open up and reveal a bit of very personal info regarding her ex-boyfriend John Mayer alias The Wiener With Feet.

Katy met with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner and spilled the beans about Mayer.

She said that for some strange reason, known only to him, Johnny seems to think that he is the greatest lover since the Italian womanizer Giovanni Jacopo Casanova.

Perry shook her head as she took a bite of her Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich.

She then smiled and said, "You know Tequila, having dated John for a while, I can tell you first hand that the dude never, ever really satisfied me in the bedroom department."

Miss Tallyho got a huge look of surprise on her face.

Then the big-eyed, big-bosomed Katy told her that on a scale of 1 to 10, John was a 4, on a good day. She then pointed out that her ex-husband Russell Brand was an 8, and that ex-boyfriend Josh Groban was a 9.

SIDENOTE. It is no secret that John "The Player" Mayer has the worst reputation of any male in Tinsel Town and now with Katy's revelation his list of potential female suitors will certainly be reduced a bit.

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