Jethro Tull release more albums
The music world is bracing itself for a flurry of albums and singles from the rock band that refuses to die, Jethro Tull. Lead singer, lead guitar, flute player and one of only two original band members, Ian Anderson, has announced that he plans o...
Read full storyThe Royal Family? Oh Yeah, They're Aliens
It's recently revealed then it was classed as confidential by men in black suits and black fedoras then was released again but with black pen through certain parts. However the desk of me, Terrance Wilkinson can confirm that the Royal Family are infa...
Read full storyW.H.O. (World Health Organisation) Disclose Details of newly discovered diseases
The World Health Organisation spokesman, Dr D.Seez, has revealed the new diseases identified in 2012 to date. Along with the symptoms, and those most at risk of contracting them. Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect. Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not relate...
Read full storyThe Spoof denies hacking Sarah Palin's mobile phone - Mrs Palin demands to know how the Spoof found out she is a moron if not by hacking her phone
In a dramatic new twist to the British phone hacking saga, American hockey mom and former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has accused respected Internet tabloid paper the Spoof of hacking her mobile phone. Well, she actually said "cell" phone but that...
Read full storyFlorida schools begin to enforce new statewide ban on saggy pants and other revealing attire
With the start of the new academic year, schools throughout the US state of Florida are beginning to enforce a new law that bans students from wearing revealing attire. The School Teachers and Friends' Union (STFU) have called for such a ban to go na...
Read full storyGlasgow man ate 10% of the world's "rare earths"
A man in Glasgow is in hospital after it is estimated he has eaten up to 10% of the world's rare earth metals. Rare earths are metallic elements which are common but relatively hard to extract, and are valuable because they are used extensively by th...
Read full storyCameron wants offenders to get "tough love"
Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he wants young offenders to get what he calls "tough love" to help them leave their lives of crime. This new policy follows his previous statement that he wants to "hug a hoodie". The PM demonstrated...
Read full storySumo Wrestlers: "Too Fat"
The Japanese government has come down hard on sumo wrestlers, branding them grossly obese and a poor role model for children. "Japan is suffering under a rising wave of blubber," said health minister, Yung Fat. "Over the past two decades we have s...
Read full storyShakespeare plays were actually written by Tara Palmer Tomkinson
In a major interview in a major newspaper today, it was revealed that the entire works of William Shakespeare were actually ghost written by philanthropist, socialite and Dean of the Faculty of Make Up, Lipstick and over-priced Fashion at University...
Read full storyRioting Youths Deemed Too Employable By Department For Work And Pensions
The Honorable Symian Rench'Fister O.B.E, D.C.O, G.I.T, Senior Secretary at the Department for Works and Pensions. Broke away from official governmental policy today. Stating at a press conference, that the recent spate of civil disorder in Britain ha...
Read full storyGerman dairy cow saw the abbatoir coming and did a runner!
A Bavarian dairy cow named Heidi (name changed for legal purposes) run dry so the farmer decided to send it to the abbatoir, but Heidi being a clever old cow, smelt the abbatoir and bolted for it. The German police, Fire Service and others did all...
Read full storyArnie Becomes The Elephant Man
Actor and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger has been speaking today about his shock at finding that he has turned into an elephant. The 64-year-old former body builder told journalists that he discovered his transformation after wak...
Read full storyLulzSec hackers arrested
Two of the hackers from the anonymous hacking group LulzSec have been arrested in Yorkshire and Wiltshire today. The pair are responsible for bringing down several high profile company computer, such as the attack on PayPal and Sony that identifie...
Read full storyUK Running Out Of Advertising Space
A study released yesterday by advertising agency, Penguin, Basket and Wristflick paints a disturbing picture for the nation's advertising industry. It claims that within five years there will no longer be sufficient advertising space available for...
Read full storyThe Troofa bout the Garra Rufa
The Garra Rufa fish seem to taking over shopping centres and health spas, as people pay to have their feet nibbled by the small fish as a form of therapy. But the Garra Rufa may have another agenda... The Troofa bout the Garra Rufa by Rob Barratt The Garra Rufa have arrived To eat your body flesh alive... Garra Rufa, Garra Rufa Just ideal for you if you've a Foot or two that need some...
Read full storyIsrael Turkey Ambassadors' Chair Height Dispute Escalates
Somebody shot somebody in Yugoslavia and this caused World War I. This has become known as "The shot heard round the world." People in those days had excellent hearing because they didn't have iPods blaring in their ears. The shot heard round the wor...
Read full storyTsunami warning as Spoof writer caught up in Alaskan tremor!
Aleutian Islands - A Spoof writer's Alaskan vacation cruise entered choppy waters on Friday as a 7.1 magnitude tremor struck just 10km below the sea bed 125 miles southeast of Atka. South Carolina resident Morse's moose-wrestling holiday was on it...
Read full storyHalos for Sale on eBay
The auction bid site, eBay has sold some unusual items over the years, but recently, an unknown seller has been auctioning off halos. Halos are the golden hoops around Catholic saints and angels. A search for 'halo' on eBay reveals that several...
Read full storyPoliticians much needed '...icians'
What the Politicians cannot do without (apart from their great wealth and privilege) is the following: The '...icians' that help Politicians The Acoustician: Who makes sure that comments not meant for the voters ears are not picked up on the House of Commons microphones. The Arithmetician: Who makes sure that expense claim forms are so complicated that it gives a way put for the MPs to...
Read full storyUSA to change economic metric from GDP to Gross Domestic Weight
Under mounting pressure to demonstrate an economic turnaround, the United States Bureau of Labor and Statistics has decided to change the metrics being used to measure economic growth. The principal economic metric will now be the Gross Domestic Weig...
Read full storyBereaved mother urges young men to "think before taking spaceship jobs"
A grieving mother who has lost two of her sons while working on spaceships today urged other young men to "think before applying for these jobs" "It's just not safe" the woman - who wished to remain anonymous - urged "It may seem glamourous but it...
Read full storySarah Palin Visits The Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum Where She Says Lincoln Was Born
SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Springfield, Illinois home of the largest silly putty collection in the world. Palin who was dressed in a red blouse, white shorts, and a blue bandana addressed the crowd of 17...
Read full storyNearly Nude Wedding Night Photos of Kim Kardashian Surface In New Orleans
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian said that she has not quite yet gotten used to the fact that she is no longer just plain, old, big butted Kim Kardashian and is now the very happily married, old, big butted Mrs. Kris Humphries. The Kardashian sist...
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