Fairy Tale Wolf Convention Goes Horribly Wrong

Funny story: Fairy Tale Wolf Convention Goes Horribly Wrong

The Fairy Tale Wolf Convention held annually in Manchester may have seen it's last wolf after events this year. "It was horrible," said Ben Woodsman, organiser of the event. "There was carnage in every corner." With all the fairy tale wolves in...

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Worcester City player suspended over Twitter comments

Funny story: Worcester City player suspended over Twitter comments

Worcester City player Lee Smith has been suspended from playing indefinitely while a police investigation is conducted into his comments on Twitter. "His remarks were out of order," said club chairman, Adge Wurzel. "I don't understand this Twitche...

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"OCCUPYNATOR" Sends Wall Street Protestors To Hell As Chaos Erupts In Gotham City

Funny story: "OCCUPYNATOR" Sends Wall Street Protestors To Hell As Chaos Erupts In Gotham City

NEW YORK - Carl Spackler, the golf course maintenance man of Caddyshack fame, was commissioned by New York Mayor Bloomberg to clear out the thousands of Occupy Wall Street varmints who had taken over the space for nearly two months. Bloomberg said...

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Facebook users disappointed not to find porn in their news feeds

Funny story: Facebook users disappointed not to find porn in their news feeds

Cyberspace was rocked last night after revelations that social media website, Facebook, had been targeted by hackers in a spam porn attack. It seems a number of users were duped into pasting malicious Javascript code into their profiles that resu...

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New reality show threatens "I'm a Celebrity" ratings

Funny story: New reality show threatens "I'm a Celebrity" ratings

A new reality show is coming to the BBC next week, threatening the ratings of the popular show "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here". Called "I'm a nonentity, get me out of here", and set in Coventry City Centre, it charts the course of 12 anonymo...

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Rick Santorum Informs Des Moines First Graders that Their Classmate Gino Demario is Deformed

Des Moines, LA - For someone who has never set foot in a school, Rick Santorum seemed to be in his element in Miss Hess's first grade classroom. Friday's visit to Miss Hess's first grade classroom at Riverside Elementary School in Des Moines marked...

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Free spliffs 'calm down A&E patients'

Funny story: Free spliffs 'calm down A&E patients'

London - A pilot study at London's Royal Freak Hospital found that a joint dispensing machine in Accident & Emergency has greatly cut down the number of violent incidents. An adapted cigarette machine was installed last week, filled with splif...

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Isle of Man breastfeeding law comes into force

Funny story: Isle of Man breastfeeding law comes into force

Mothers are able to breastfeed their babies in public for the first time on the Isle of Man after a new law came into force. It comes after the Royal Assent for the Breast Feeding Act was given in Tynwald on Tuesday. The Queen commented, "It gives...

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Designers reveal 'accurate diagnosis' NHS plan to stymie patient anger

Designers have developed a shocking new way of stymieing the torrent of abuse directed at casualty staff by desperate patients which involves a revolutionary new plan for NHS staff to accurately diagnose all those arriving at hospital seeking urgent...

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Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

Facebook, the friendly chat and contact internet service have been attacked by cyber porno infiltrators attempting to get their rather naughty messages across (the crutch mainly). The owners of Facebook were appalled at this vile attack of lovely...

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Bill O'Reilly's Book On Abraham Lincoln Has Been Found To Have A Few Historical Inaccuracies

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly's Book On Abraham Lincoln Has Been Found To Have A Few Historical Inaccuracies

NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's leading political talk show commentators Bill O'Reilly says that he really enjoyed writing his latest book titled, Killing Lincoln: The Shocking Assassination That Changed America Forever. The 62-year-old host o...

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Britain & Germany at War

Funny story: Britain & Germany at War

After last ditch efforts to avert a conflict Britain has declared war on Germany. In a statement to a hushed House of Commons Prime Minister Cameron David declared : 'It is with regret that I have to tell you that peace negotiations over Europe be...

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Big cat security

Funny story: Big cat security

Security at the 2012 Olympics will be as tight as its ever been but experts have said they are training up tigers to deal with any major trouble makers. "The eyes of the world will be on us and if we let trouble get out of hand we'll be the laughi...

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'Smell and tell' on the underground

Funny story: 'Smell and tell' on the underground

A special Police force is to be set up to patrol the London Underground but will having nothing to do with the Transport Police. The special unit will be called 'Smell and tell' and will be given special powers. "There's nothing worse than getting...

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Silver bullet found lodged in White House window

Funny story: Silver bullet found lodged in White House window

Washington - It's traditionally highly effective against werewolves, witches, vampires and other monstrosities firearms experts warned today. However the discovery of a sliver bullet inside security glass in President Obama's office has sent Secur...

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Queen's medical file 'found dumped in St James's Park'

Funny story: Queen's medical file 'found dumped in St James's Park'

London - Is 'one' suffering from terminal inflammatory vowel disease? That's today's top news poser and for once Oliver Letwin is not in the frame with the discovery of Queen Elizabeth's medical notes discarded in a St James's Park pooper-scooper...

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Gingrich: "I was mean and nasty before mean and nasty was cool!"

Newt Gingrich was the first to speak last night at the GOP debate in South Carolina. Before taking his place at the podium he strode to the front of the stage and "gave the finger" to the moderators! Then he turned to the press corps, dropped his pan...

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Unemployment: The Truth Revealed

Funny story: Unemployment: The Truth Revealed

It was claimed the so-called truth drug was slipped into the glass of water that welcomed the Minister of Employment when he visited a group of unemployed people who wanted to ask him questions. Here are the revelations which will shock a nation! 'Why is Unemployment so high' was the first question. 'Well, if everyone is afraid of being unemployed wages can be reduced and conditions for...

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Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

Funny story: Adolescent sex can stunt growth and spark depression, according to study on hamsters

If you're looking for ways to put your adolescent children off having sex try this one: "It'll stop you growing…" Scientists claim teenage romps can also spark depression and autoimmune system conditions such as irritable bowel syndrome. They susp...

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Amy Winehouse 'ghost' spooked by appearance of Pete Doherty, says Derek Acorah

A ghost, purportedly that of recently deceased songstress Amy Winehouse, was spooked into vanishing back into the afterlife after apparently catching a glimpse of former Libertine's front man, Pete Doherty, according to celebrity TV medium Derek Acor...

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Prime Minister summoned to Reichstag

Funny story: Prime Minister summoned to Reichstag

Downing Street is in a flap as it cannot find the traditional Homburg hat for the Prime Minister's visit to the German Chancellery on Friday. For the traditional exchange of gifts when leaders meet, Cameron has chosen a boxed set of ''Alo 'Alo,' a...

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Monkey parking

Funny story: Monkey parking

Councils in England and Wales are to start using Monkeys as parking wardens. Training the monkeys started eighteen months ago and some have passed there final tests with flying colours. "This is such a great move forward and frees up money for exp...

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Down-In-The-Mouth Aussies Have Sense Of Humour Bypass

Funny story: Down-In-The-Mouth Aussies Have Sense Of Humour Bypass

Prime Minister David Cameron's poor attempt at an Australian accent has caused outrage Down Under. Mr Cameron attempted to imitate Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard during a speech at the Lord Mayor'a banquet in London. He told guests tha...

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President Declares Martial Law Due To Peaceful Protests Becoming Too Violent

The President of the United States has declared today that, due to the peaceful protests going on around the country being way too violent for the public's safety, there will now be Martial Law, a State of War, and a State of Emergency due to Disaste...

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Congressman Ron Paul Talks Candidly About The NFL and The Weather Channel

Funny story: Congressman Ron Paul Talks Candidly About The NFL and The Weather Channel

MONTPELIER, New Hampshire - Ron Paul spoke before a crowd in the parking lot of a local Silly Sardine Swedish Restaurant. He received quite an ovation when he told the crowd that if elected president he will do his very best to see to it that the...

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Lindsay Lohan Denies That She Is Into The West Coast Craze - Vodka Tamponing

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies That She Is Into The West Coast Craze - Vodka Tamponing

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan was sitting in her backyard at her Lindsay Lohan Land mansion when she got a phone call from a media reporter. Lohan, who recently served five hours of a 30 day prison sentence, was wearing a skimpy yellow bikini swims...

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Dancing With The Stars: Hope Solo Runs Out of Hope And Gets Sent Back To The Soccer Field

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Hope Solo Runs Out of Hope And Gets Sent Back To The Soccer Field

HOLLYWOOD - Soccer star Hope Solo fell one slot short of making the finals on this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. The 30-year-old who was paired with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, AKA "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" found herself in the bottom two...

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Foster Parents needed for Nottingham Boy, can you help?

Funny story: Foster Parents needed for Nottingham Boy, can you help?

Advertised in the Nottingham Evening Post, this surely explains why we need to apply ourselves and provide the resources to cater for our elderly citizens? Nottingham Council's Adoption Agency Nottinghamshire Council provides a range of services to looked after children and aims to provide quality foster care placements to meet each child's individual needs in respect of race, culture, relig...

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Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

Funny story: Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

PALO ALTO, Calif.--Ahmed "Salman" Rushdie fought the good fight and won. Then, it's believed, he made them pay. Rushdie had argued with Facebook that he should be allowed to use his middle name, Salman, because it was the name by which he was know...

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