Obama Turns Back the Debt Clock to Save the World

Funny story: Obama Turns Back the Debt Clock to Save the World

Washington DC - With the stroke of a pen, President Barack Obama has rescued the world from a catastrophic economic meltdown. The president signed into law today The Quantitative Time Act, effectively freeing every man, woman and child on the pla...

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The Birth of a Consultant

It is really funny how events can start, build and finally conclude in a way that can change who you are and what you do. Here is the story behind how I became involved in the business of consulting. I have long been fascinated by this phenomenon called "internet." It is a tremendous source of information, but at times it can be a source of irritation. One of the things that really irritat...

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The Florida Snow Storm

I just spent six quality hours cleaning our dryer vent of lint accumulated over more than four years' use here in Southwest Florida. Yes, the vent tubes can and do get clogged with this white, fluffy stuff. Ours goes straight up to the roof, about thirty feet, and it has a trap on the roof to keep birds, insects and rain out. (No cold white stuff here!) The challenge is how do you clean this...

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X-Factor - Frankie Cocozza To Get The Chop

Funny story: X-Factor - Frankie Cocozza To Get The Chop

SEN can exclusively reveal that this week's X-Factor chop victim will be Frankie Cocozza, the little Justin Bieber look a little likey with the weird haircut, and a nice line in chat with the ladies. At least, according to him. Insiders (Again!...

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X-Factor May be Axed Before End of Series

Funny story: X-Factor May be Axed Before End of Series

The X-factor might have to be axed before the end of the current series if ratings don't improve. That was the message tonight from Anne Widdecombe who is said to have described the show as "a bit dull this year." Anne was overheard to have...

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Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

In an exclusive interview conducted not twenty minutes ago super villain Simon Cowell opened his heart to this reporter. So Simon... Simon Cowell: Please refer to me as Mr. Cowell or a simple your majesty will do. Ok. Mr. Cowell it's being a very hectic year for you hasn't it? All the scandals and trauma with the US version of the X-Factor must have really taken it's toll on you?[/i](Ther...

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Cloris Leachman Has Agreed To Host A New Celebrity Cooking Show Called "Cooking With The Celebrity Has-Been's"

Funny story: Cloris Leachman Has Agreed To Host A New Celebrity Cooking Show Called "Cooking With The Celebrity Has-Been's"

LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Network has just announced another in the long line of reality cooking shows and this one is named Cooking With The Celebrity Has-Been's. This cooking show will be a little bit different from the dozens of others in that...

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Retired Golden Girl sparks Toon Premier League surge

Funny story: Retired Golden Girl sparks Toon Premier League surge

Who would have thought it, The Toon at 4th place in the Premier League? No, it's the playmaker who is making it all happen. An American actress better known for her biting performances in a famous TV comedy sitcom is the driving force behind Newca...

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David Beckham Steals Jamie Oliver's Job

Funny story: David Beckham Steals Jamie Oliver's Job

David Beckham has stolen Jamie Oliver's supermarket job in a shock move by the former England Captain who is said to earn 30 million pounds a year. A spokesman for Jamie's next door neighbour said the theft will leave Jamie destitute, and his fami...

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Da Vinci's 'Salvator Mundi' contains apocalyptic 11/11/11 prophecy: report

Funny story: Da Vinci's 'Salvator Mundi' contains apocalyptic 11/11/11 prophecy: report

London - The restoration of a long lost Leonardo Da Vinci painting shows a 'female' Savior - camouflaged with an androgynous beard - holding a crystal ball and crossing Her fingers as if in anticipation of Judgement Day. Art critics said this week...

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Governor Brown Signs Kim's Warning into Law as Kim Kardashian Weeps Nearby

Funny story: Governor Brown Signs Kim's Warning into Law as Kim Kardashian Weeps Nearby

It was an emotional day when Governor Brown signed the landmark bill into law. Now it will be much harder for someone to find a spouse for a reality TV show and not follow the agreed upon script so quickly after the marriage. Now an errant reality...

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Heston Blumenthal Caught Buying Someone Else's Christmas Pudding

Funny story: Heston Blumenthal Caught Buying Someone Else's Christmas Pudding

Heston Blumenthal has been caught buying someone else's Christmas pudding. The famous London Chef's choice of pudding, however, has started a stampede on a well know supermarket. "It was just a plain old Christmas Pudding," Said a shocked fellow...

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Four BBC News Readers Arrested In Dawn Raid

Funny story: Four BBC News Readers Arrested In Dawn Raid

Four BBC News readers have been arrested on suspicion of causing the spontaneous unexplained deaths of 24 people. They are also being sued by the families of those 24 people after they claim their loved ones were bored to death by the channel's ex...

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Biebs tells Beliebers: That can't be my kid--I didn't even have pubic hair then

Funny story: Biebs tells Beliebers: That can't be my kid--I didn't even have pubic hair then

HARFOLD, Vt.--What do Justin Bieber and Herman Cain have in common? They both like pizza and they're currently embroiled in sex scandals. Whereas Republicans are currently giving Cain the benefit of the doubt, Beliebers at Harfold State College ar...

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Cameron accepts radical financial plan to save the economy!

Funny story: Cameron accepts radical financial plan to save the economy!

The PM will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and NHS costs. A plan to rescue the country's economy, formulated and presented by Chancellor...

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Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham

Funny story: Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham

Following the success of previous editions; A walk though Shakespeare's Stratford upon Avon, A Walk around Stone Henge, and The Luddite's march into Nottingham, we present: A walk in Robin Hood's footsteps into Nottingham, to the Castle We follow as far as possible, the route taken by Robin and his Merry Men, as they neared Nottingham from Sherwood Forest. We start at the only remaining...

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Demi Lovato Wants To Clear Up The Wilmer Valderrama Rumors

Funny story: Demi Lovato Wants To Clear Up The Wilmer Valderrama Rumors

MARINA DEL REY - Demi Lovato dumped Wilmer Valderrama back in June and and now five months later he has waltzed back into her life, or so some say. Lovato was reportedly seen in a very passionate embrace in Marina Del Rey with the former star of T...

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Asteroid to Knock the Moon into the Earth on Tuesday

Funny story: Asteroid to Knock the Moon into the Earth on Tuesday

NASA waited until today to tell us that on Tuesday evening a gigantic asteroid is going to crash into the moon and send the moon crashing full speed into Earth. Today a senior US military official said that Iran is "the biggest threat to the United S...

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Cher Lloyd To Duet With Martin Shuttlecock On Tonight's X-Factor?

Funny story: Cher Lloyd To Duet With Martin Shuttlecock On Tonight's X-Factor?

In yet another dull showbiz leak, insiders (It's always fucking 'insiders' isn't it?) insist that X-Factor singing sensation Cher Lloyd is to sing a duet with TheSpoof.com's very own Martin Shuttlecock, in the prestigious 'guest slot' on the ailing T...

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Johnny Robinson To Duet With Bear Grylls On Tonight's X-Factor

Funny story: Johnny Robinson To Duet With Bear Grylls On Tonight's X-Factor

Leaked reports have it that X-Factor's slightly effeminate contestant, Johnny Robinson is to perform a duet on tonight's show with survivalist and former SAS man Bear Grylls, singing The Troggs' 60's classic 'What the hell's that all about?' track, W...

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"X-Factor Judge Tulisa Invented The Universe, Not God," Says Barking Woman

Funny story: "X-Factor Judge Tulisa Invented The Universe, Not God," Says Barking Woman

According to X-Factor fan, Selina Stoat, of Barking, in Essex, God didn't create the universe in six days, as per the Bible, but Tulisa out of N-Dubz did - sometime in 1998, according to Stoat. Stoat, an unemployed coypu sexer, stated emphatically...

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NYPD declares huge win over OWS

Reporter: "So, it has been a harrowing season for you guys, hasn't it? I mean, you guys have been out there every time, putting everything you have into taking the OWS players down. To what do you chalk your current win status up to, so far?" NYPD Representative: "Well, first of all, we have a player that so far has not had a chance to get in the game. But, now, the DA has been able to attempt...

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London Fire Brigade Cutbacks Could lead to strike

Funny story: London Fire Brigade Cutbacks Could lead to strike

London fire fighters were sent a memo yesterday stating that every fire officer must consume two litres of water before going on duty. They will also be required to drink a further three litres of water when on duty at their stations. The memo said t...

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