Babe with world's hugest boobs claims they saved her life otherwise she would have fell flat on her face!

Sheyla H. The babe with the gigantic, silicone boobs has claimed that having them saved her life. Sheyla has been entered into the book of world records with her bombastic boobs being the largest ever; the silicone industry is highly grateful. But...

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Ireland's Answer to the Recession is 'Chasing Rainbows'. Literally

Funny story: Ireland's Answer to the Recession is 'Chasing Rainbows'. Literally

The Irish government has announced a new measure to tackle the country's financial woes; searching for pots of gold at the ends of rainbows. Michael McFlattery, the Irish government's Chief Economist, stated; 'Well, we had a wee think about it all...

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Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Funny story: Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Katie Price, aka Jordan (the mahoosive breasted lover of geeky Greek men and lingerie wearing cage fighters) today started giving evidence about her experiences relating to UK press ethics. Price aimed her criticisms clearly at the now defunct New...

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Microsoft Helpdesk Hospitalises Local Man

Funny story: Microsoft Helpdesk Hospitalises Local Man

A local man was rushed to hospital yesterday suffering from what doctors describe as a severe case of "shock and utter bewilderment." He was apparently taken ill after a phone call to computer software giant Microsoft's helpdesk. Mr Antonin Dvo...

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Sleazebags, fantasists and assorted plagiarists to testify before Leveson inquiry

Funny story: Sleazebags, fantasists and assorted plagiarists to testify before Leveson inquiry

London - "Faustian dichotomy, innit mate," is how one legal source described the task facing Lord Justice Leveson's probe into Red Top hacking today. Assorted celebrity dross 'is lining up to vent its spleen' at the government-choreographed whitew...

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Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

Funny story: Doctor Who arrested in Dorking

The Doctor, a time travelling do gooder with his own fly on the wall documentary on BBC1, has been arrested in Dorking. "We were sitting by the public library, Del and me," said PC Roy Chambers, "when we looked around and there was this sodding gr...

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Mariah Yeater now pins Justin Bieber Baby on Erik Gustafson

Funny story: Mariah Yeater now pins Justin Bieber Baby on Erik Gustafson

There has been a storm of controversy surrounding Justin Bieber lately as Mariah Yeater has filed a paternity lawsuit against the teen heart throb and boyfriend of teen sensation Selena Gomez. At the Republican CNN debate Newt Gingrich out of compass...

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Health and Safety ban bare banisters

Funny story: Health and Safety ban bare banisters

After an extensive study lasting three years, the government's panel on Health and Safety in Britain have come to the conclusion that stair rails, or banisters, should not be smooth. "There was an accident in 2008," said the government's chief Hea...

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Wrong 'Turkey ' Giving Thanks to White House

There has been a mix up in the annual presidential pardoning of a Thanksgiving turkey, as a White House aide unwittingly pardoned Turkey the country instead of an actual turkey. It is, as yet, unclear what exactly Turkey has been pardoned of, but...

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Transport Minister attacks pedestrians

Newly appointed Transport Minister, Justine Greening, has some radical new plans for Transport in the future. "It is unfair that certain sections of the community think it is acceptable to travel around this country for free, without insurance or...

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A Turkey of a Holiday

Funny story: A Turkey of a Holiday

In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...

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Justin Bieber Says He Is Fed Up With Mariah Yeater's Baby Claims And Plans To File A Lawsuit Against Her

Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Is Fed Up With Mariah Yeater's Baby Claims And Plans To File A Lawsuit Against Her

NEW YORK CITY - Canada's singing sensation Justin Bieber has recently appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Late Night With David Letterman, Piers Morgan Tonight, The View, and The Weather Channel stating that he is not the father of Mariah Yea...

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Rick Moranis Look-Alike to Consider Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Mickey Clemens, a Chicago high school history teacher, considers facial reconstruction surgery as a means to, "Finally show the world I'm not [Rick] Moranis!" The surgery would leave Clemens looking more like, "a proud, yet disenfranchised Fred Ar...

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IMF, and Guild of International Bankers seek financing from within the UK

Funny story: IMF, and Guild of International Bankers seek financing from within the UK

IMF, The Guild of International Bankers, and the Offshore Investments Fund representatives have arrived secretly in the UK, to discuss their getting possible loans, in a bid to stave off further World financial crises. It seems that the executives...

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A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirty-One

Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Thirty-One

A diary of one man's utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 57 - Nottingham Forest vs Leeds United - TV Fame 1 The missus was adamant that I was not to go to this match, but remain at home to do the decorating! Being a cunning little devil, I told her I had to go to work that day anyway. Pleased with myself, I informed the...

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