Casey Anthony Opening Day Care Center
Casey Anthony, the controversial Tot Mom that was recently found innocent of Murder in the death of her 2 year old child Caylee Anthony has announced to the world what the future will hold for her, if she gets her wish. She has applied for a permi...
Read full storyFergie and Rebekah in 'Most Loathed Red-Head Fight' on Sky
Sorry, Doshless of York is set to cage battle Rebekah Brooks in a televised event aimed at determining Britain's Most Loathed Red Head. "It's bound to be an outcome that can't be predicted," boasted match organizer Simone Cowbell. "Which of the...
Read full storyTwo headed python found living in Germany may be in training to take over from Paul the Psychic Octopus ready for the next World Cup of football
A two headed Royal python has been discovered in an amphibian and reptile shop in Germany. The snake was born a year ago, and has two spinal cords and two heads - and they're both active. "The reptile has no physical problems or defects," say...
Read full story"I've Got Your Fucking Number Mate!" Local Man Tells Rebekah Brooks And Andy Coulson
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, having been rained off as he attempted to excavate an underground ten room extension to his family residence, took a time out in order to announce that he can quite easily dish the dirt on scandal ridden media executive...
Read full storyNew Neighbourhood Watch Scheme to Quell the Rise of "Spam Visitors"
British Telecom introduced a way of blocking unwanted sales calls called the Telephone Preference List (TPL) a few years before the Post Office introduced a similar service for unwanted circulars through the letterbox. Now Neighbourhood Watch are...
Read full storyRebekah Brooks smiles for the paparazzi as she discusses the future of the News of the World
Pretty, flame-haired News International Chief Executive, Rebekah Brooks smiled for the paparazzi as she held a press conference to discuss the future (or not) of the News of the World newspaper. Rebekah told reporters that all journalists (mostly...
Read full storyBritain To Sponsor Global Warming
It's not altogether clear just yet, because details are a little sketchy, but it seems that the British Government have given the green light to a white paper promising to commit government funding to global warming. The news comes as Britain shiv...
Read full storyGot Mooch?
The latest must have item among upwardly mobile Americans is the personal mooch. For years, being able to afford a full-time live-in butler, maid, or nanny has been the mark of the well to do. Today however, it has become mandatory to have a person...
Read full storyPeople want to know: Just who is US Presidential Candidate, Freddy the Frog?
Still leading the Non-Associated Press (NAP) polls by a huge margin, people are asking: "Just who is US Presidential candidate Freddy the Frog". Freddy the Frog is a bullfrog who was hatched from a 'clutch' of eggs along with 22,000 of his brothe...
Read full storyRio Ferdinand denies he papped Pippa as was reported in the News of the World
Rio Ferdinand is livid this morning after reading a story in the 'soon to be gone' News of the World. He didn't buy the paper but it was shown to him by a neighbour. He is so angry that the journalist in question twisted around what really did h...
Read full storyNew weekend Red Top the 'Sunday Colon' is anagram of 'Andy Coulson'!
London - The newly reborn News of the Screws is to be named after the Whopping, Isle of Dogs hero and sometime Head of Communications at No 10. The new moniker is said to reflect the style of reporting favored by the once world-renowned organ.
Read full storySunday Sun Takes Over
Just when the News of the World bit the dust, it rose from the ashes as the Sunday Sun. All the bad things done by the NOW were put in limbo and hey presto! a new Sun was born. Commenting on this transformation David Cameron said he had been shock...
Read full storyIn the Name of God, Go!
Speculation was mounting today as to what the fuck it is that you can actually have on someone that is so good it stops them just bloody sacking you. "I mean, are there actually some bodies on a hillside somewhere?" said media industry insider Gar...
Read full storyPrince Philip confesses to Prince Charles that he is really going to miss reading the News of the World
Prince Philip is obviously upset at the demise of his beloved News of the World newspaper. He confessed, this morning, to Prince Charles that he is indeed going to miss reading the paper. He reminisced with Charles about the 'good old days' of Th...
Read full storyNew Soar-away Sunday Sun - From Next Sunday
News International has announced a new Sunday newspaper to be launched next week; the Sunday Sun. The new offering will consist of a tabloid paper providing celebrity gossip and editorial, a magazine called Sunburst which will provide celebrity goss...
Read full storyHelp Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!
In one of her last acts before she was kidnapped by aliens and transported to The Newly Improved North Korea, Rebekaah Brooks fired all 23,453 journalists and staff at the News of the Sophist's Wurlitzer, in an ultimately vain, venal and in some case...
Read full story'World of the News' to be launched
We at Spoof International are proud to announce a Brand New Newspaper, the "World of the News"! The "World of the News" will be exciting! It will be dynamic! It will be a breath of fresh air after all that unpleasantness surrounding the old "News...
Read full storyRumours of the News of the World being purchased by The Spoof Humour Site are unfounded, and downright lies
Spoof Writers were appalled when they heard a rumour that The Spoof was planning to purchase The News Of The World. One Spoof Writer, who had to be held-down as she was becoming pretty hysterical, yelled, "It's a load of bloody tripe a' tell ya...
Read full storyNews Of The World To Be Reborn As The Sun On Sunday
Following the announcement that Britain's most popular newspaper, the News Of The World is to be closed down after this Sunday's final edition, bosses in Wapping have already hinted that the newspaper, popularly referred to as 'The News Of The Screws...
Read full storyAll Quiet On Rio Ferdinand's Twitter Account
Sources report little activity recently on Manchester United and England footballer, Rio Ferdinand's Twitter account. Insiders reveal that they're not sure if the reason behind the inactivity is because of fear of hackers, or because of redtop allega...
Read full storyHackers hunted Millenium Bug end-of-the-world cult maestro
London - It was famously described by the Hole-in-the-Wall Street Journal as the Illuminati's hoax of the 20th century. Today it was revealed that journos compiling the 2000 edition of the Someday Times That's Rich! List hacked technicians charged...
Read full storyArsene Wenger wants Adel Taarabt to replace Fabregas as Arsenal captain
Arsene Wenger wants QPR's Moroccan playmaker Adel Taarabt to replace Cesc Fabregas as captain of Arsenal. Arsenal have tabled a bid of £20 million to prize the talented 22 year old away from newly promoted QPR. With Fabregas moving to Barcelona...
Read full storyReagan announces candidacy for 2012
For over 20 years, the Republican Party has been haunted by the ghost of Ronald Reagan. His legacy looms over the party like a spectral haute-lisse. Since Reagan's retirement the party has unsuccessfully searched for a replacement who could galvani...
Read full storyJudge Cherry Bush to lead independent public inquiry into phone hacking row
London - The human frights lawyer has been tipped to head a judicial commission into News of the World phone hacking it was announced today. "Cherry tricks all the boxes for impartiality," a Justice Ministry person said at lunchtime. "Besides,...
Read full storyStar Price 'disgusted' over News of the World hacker scandal
CELEBRITY strumpet Katie Price is allegedly in contact with her lawyers after it was discovered The News of The World had NOT hacked into her mobile phone. The attention-seeking star is said to have almost fallen off her horse when the text came...
Read full storyCarlos Tevez 'comes out' and signs for Brighton and Hove Albion
Carlos Tevez has come out of the closet and joined newly promoted Brighton and Hove Albion. The 'Seagulls' have fancied Tevez for some time and have swooped with a cheeky bid to land the moody Argie. Club spokesperson Sandy Bottom told excit...
Read full storyPolice close to solving Midsomer murders
Thames valley police say they are closing the net on the so called Midsomer butcher. Over the last ten years the sleepy villages in the Midsomer area have been witness to at least one hundred brutal murders. Criminal activity on this scale is rare...
Read full storyRebekah Brooks Defended
Sources close to a beleaguered Rebekah Brooks have today moved to defend the News International Executive from what they view is undue criticism There is no evidence at all, they point out, at least no actually incontrovertible evidence like a pie...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney and Sandra Bullock Seen Embracing Intimately In Dublin, Ireland
DUBLIN - Two weeks ago George Clooney dumped his girlfriend of two years Elisabetta Canalis. And just recently he was spotted in Dublin's Sons of Killarney Diner engaged in an intimate, playful, embrace with Sandra Bullock which included tongue w...
Read full storyObama Has Created 100,740,000,000 Hand Jobs Since Taking Office
President Barrack Obama is taking credit for creating 100 billion, 740 million hand jobs since taking office. "That's three times the number of hand jobs created under the past three presidents combined, and more than double the amount of hand jobs c...
Read full storySelena Gomez Spotted Eating Half a Pizza and Two Pickles - And The Pregnant Rumors Fly
VENICE BEACH - Selena Gomez was seen at a local Pizza Doll in Venice Beach with her hair stylist FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills. The two were sitting in a booth enjoying a pizza that had been run through the garden. The giggling couple could be hear...
Read full storyCasey Anthony Ends Up With Same Jury as OJ Simpson and Police in Rodney King Beating
The American justice system was generally held in high regard by countries throughout the world, that is until some recent decisions by jurors have made the system more of a joke than justice. In a stunning move of brilliance the defense team f...
Read full storyGovernor Rick Perry Still Deciding on Run for Presidency
Rick Perry, current Governor of Texas is known for two things. He is a fan of fuzzy accounting, and he has great hair. Perry is considering running for President of the United States. According to a document found at Austin's Saxon Pub, the only r...
Read full storyCelebrities, politicians, footballers and WAGs fear being papped whilst pooping
It has been brought to the notice of Scotland yard that the paparazzi are becoming bored of papping the 'old-style' way. Too many are papping celebrities, politicians, footballers and WAGs in pretty normal poses. A group of 'renegade' members...
Read full story