Casey Anthony Opening Day Care Center

Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 7 July 2011


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Casey Anthony, the controversial Tot Mom that was recently found innocent of Murder in the death of her 2 year old child Caylee Anthony has announced to the world what the future will hold for her, if she gets her wish.

She has applied for a permit to run a day care center, in or around the State of Florida. Whether she will be granted the correct paper work to proceed, will be decided by the State of Florida Department of Children and Families Services (DCF).

Currently, DCF child care licensing staff are responsible for the inspection and licensure of child care facilities and homes, in 61 out of 67 counties, in the State of Florida as well as registration of family day care homes, in those counties which do not require licensure.

Cruella Prince of the DFC said, "we'll treat her application as we would anyone's. In fact there were many people at the trial that told the courts what a great caring, loving Mom Ms. Anthony was. Those people were under oath so we'll take that into consideration.

Casey Anthony's day care is taking a different approach than the usual day care center.

Ms. Anthony volunteered, "we're using the "Fear of God" method when it comes to the childrens behavior. We feel most children under our care will understand the implications and ramifications when it comes to being good kids and act accordingly.

Applications for enrollment are going through the roof from parents that have misbehaving children and don't know what to do about it.

The name on the application for the day care is, The Aqua Marine Day Care Center.

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