Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 7 July 2011

image for Selena Gomez Spotted Eating Half a Pizza and Two Pickles - And The Pregnant Rumors Fly
A photo of the "Through The Garden" Pizza that Selena Gomez and FuFi Fondue shared at a Pizza Doll.

VENICE BEACH - Selena Gomez was seen at a local Pizza Doll in Venice Beach with her hair stylist FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills. The two were sitting in a booth enjoying a pizza that had been run through the garden.

The giggling couple could be heard talking by several of the Pizza Doll patrons. One of them said that she clearly heard Selena say that she hoped that no one saw her eating half of the pizza and the two pickles because the word would certainly get out that she was pregnant.

Fondue reportedly told her not to worry about it and asked about the fact that she had been hospitalized three weeks ago.

Gomez said that some of the supermarket tabloids really had a field day with that incident. She smiled and said that Say What had written that she was in the hospital because she was having twins.

And Just Saying had it all over the front page that Selena Gomez will be having Justin Bieber's octuplets.

Fondue remarked "No?"

And Selena replied "Yes!"

She then told him that the real reason why she had been rushed to Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital after her appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno was due to the fact that she was extremely malnourished, undernourished, and was suffering from lack of nourishment.

Fondue gasped for air and said that he was shocked to hear that she had gone to the hospital for three things. He confessed to Selena that the story he had heard, which came from Kathy Griffin by way of Ke$ha who heard it from Lady Gaga, who had gotten it first hand from Bristol Palin was that Selena had gone in to have her belly button repositioned.

Selena started laughing so hard she accidentally spit pickle juice all over FuFi's $900 Gucci scarf.

She apologized profusely and he told her not to worry about that and that he would just overcharge her the $900 the next time she goes in to have her split ends cut.

Selena and FuFi finished their pizza and left the restaurant. Fondue started laughing like Malia Obama when they were stopped and FuFi was asked for his autograph by two young teenage girls.

Fondue was so flattered that he gave each of the two girls a discount coupon to his Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills good for $45 off of a $95 wash and rinse.

In other news. Bristol Palin has reportedly informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is going to do her best to stop cussing and using the "F" word, the "P" word, the "D" word, and even the "B" word.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Selena Gomez

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