Casey Anthony Ends Up With Same Jury as OJ Simpson and Police in Rodney King Beating

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 7 July 2011

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The gavel of justice failed to fall on this one

The American justice system was generally held in high regard by countries throughout the world, that is until some recent decisions by jurors have made the system more of a joke than justice.

In a stunning move of brilliance the defense team for Casey Anthony some how managed to get the same jurors that sat on the Rodney King trial and by "total coincidence" the OJ Simpson trial as well.

Jury selection is the single most important element when going to trial for serious charges. There are lawyers that specialize in jury selection for a living.

Morgan Rothchild, a highly respected jury selection attorney let us in on some of the attributes that make a potential juror desirable. "You're looking for people that are easily distracted by shinny objects, uneducated, gullible, daft, a little slow on the uptake by every day standards and have been living under a rock for the last 2 or 3 decades."

The perfect storm of brain dead jurors were assembled for the Police vs Rodney King trial in Simi Valley California. They came to the decision that the police were innocent of using excessive force in the King beating.

A few years later Johnny Cochran recognized the brilliance of that particular jury and re assembled them for the OJ Simpson trial. They came through with flying colors when they found OJ innocent.

The Anthony defense team followed Johnny Cochran's lead and some how managed to get the same jurors for the Casey Anthony murder trial.

The jurors did it again and came to the only logical conclusion they could see and came back with a innocent verdict in the Anderson trial.

No one can figure out why America and the American justice system has become the laughing stock of the entire world. Apparently all it takes is this jury of genius thinkers to come up with their astute conclusions to sway world opinion.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

Sunset and Vine Hollywood Ca 90028

Somewhere thinkin

"When a jury permits a guilty man to escape, it augments the danger of the innocent"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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