Star Price 'disgusted' over News of the World hacker scandal

Funny story written by Dirt Sugar

Thursday, 7 July 2011

CELEBRITY strumpet Katie Price is allegedly in contact with her lawyers after it was discovered The News of The World had NOT hacked into her mobile phone.

The attention-seeking star is said to have almost fallen off her horse when the text came through that there was no proof that the NOtW had tapped up her mobile phone number to garner saucy info on the reality TV show star/novelist/ex-glamour model.

A close(well, close enough) pal of Price, 33 and looking all of her years these days, says the star has been more sour-faced than glamour puss over the last week, such is her disgust at the under-fire tabloid paper's apparent lack of interest in her mobile number and any juicy information that is "bound to have been on it".

The star's friend said: "Katie's in total shock and can't believe they missed such a fantastic head-line grabbing load of information.

"If they'd had a look some of the stuff is dynamite! I mean, I couldn't believe some of the pictures she had on it and some of the filthy texts on it would've made Shane Warne blush.

"Katie says it would've given them loads of headlines and that the News of the World journalists had been barking up the wrong tree and shouldn't have bothered with the phones of dead people and stuff, as hers had all they needed.

"She's horrified that they seemed more interested in dead soldiers and murder victims. She said 'you couldn't make it up', especially when she's given the News of the Screws so much over the years. She feels a right tit and really let down!"

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