Unconfirmed reports from the White house, today announced that President Obama was looking forward to his own war in Korea.This, he feels, will mark his place in American history as the only president to win a "conflict" in living history.
Whilst the U.S. supports south Korea in public, Obama was Quoted as saying "I don't give a monkeys ass who we attack as long as we win. There will be no more Vietnams, Irans, Afghanistans, or Cubas."
President Obama feels that he has the backing of the negro population in the U.S, despite being the whitest honkey in Capital hill.The senate who support the move (for a small fee), feel that this will help the economy as the need to produce more arms, will stave off unemployment.
When asked about WMDs Weapons of mass destruction our source said that it had not been decided yet weather to claim there use or not.
