Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In A New Reality Show Called, "Yep, It's Us Again: Heidi and Spencer - The Con Artists"

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Wednesday, 24 November 2010


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Heidi said that her and Spencer's life savings had dwindled down to $4.73.

LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are fast becoming the modern day versions of P.T. Barnum.

The 'odd couple' has certainly done everything within their power to see to it that they stay in the public eye.

Pratt and Montag have told West Coast Mirror magazine that they have signed to appear in the Bravo Network reality show entitled, Yep, It's Us Again: Heidi and Spencer - The Con Artists.

Pratt and Montag have announced and then unannounced their impending divorce(s) a total of nine times. The two first became intimate when they were cast members of the reality show The Hills.

Previous to that the dynamic duo had appeared on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Shortly after that show ended Heidi made a commercial for a cereal patterned after her, Kellogg's Sugar Flavored Tata's.

The couple was married in 2008 down at Tijuana's La Chupacabra Cantina. They honeymooned in Mexicali before renting a duplex apartment in La Habra.

Spencer was arrested in September of this year when he tried to board a U.S. bound plane at Pan De Dulce, Costa Rica's Banana Pudding Airport in the possession of a derringer, a 22 pistol, and a bazooka.

He was banned from not only ever entering Costa Rica again but also Panama, Nicaragua, Honduras, and Arizona.

Just last month Pratt filed for divorce once again, but this time on grounds of irreconcilable smell. It seems that he has become allergic to the smell of plastic. At last count, Montag has had a total of 38 plastic surgeries. Some of these include:

  • Tongue reduction
  • Big toe slenderizing
  • Nipple coloring
  • Uvula circumcision
  • Sphincter tightening
  • Vagina vajazzling
  • Ovary enhancement

Montag has appeared on several shows including, Wheel of Foreplay and Pole Dancers of Los Angeles County.

And just last week, Pratt auditioned to play the part of Bruce "Lips of Love" Harper on Two and A Half Men.

Bruce is the gay second cousin once removed of Charlie (Charlie Sheen) and Alan (Jon Cryer) who moves in with them to hide from the infamous Brooklyn mafioso Salvatore Goombalini who has vowed to take Bruce's dinky dink and personally hand feed it to Paris Hilton.

Some of Heidi Montag's movies include:

  • Don't Touch My Junk with Spencer Pratt
  • The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell with Amy Winehouse
  • Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens with Zac Efron and Gabourey Sidibe

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Heidi Montag also appeared in a girl-on-girl photo layout with Oksana Grigorieva in PlayGuy Magazine.]

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